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Haiku #66248
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Chop off your penis.
Tie it onto a long string.
Swing it at people.
Haiku #
66248
Posted:
October 22, 2019 8:33 pm ET
Poet & location:
The First Church of Blue Cheese.
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Without a penis, you'll have more time to devote to blue cheese!
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