The cheese stands alone
Masturbates vigorously
And calls it haiku

Your salad got tossed,
blue cheese, blue boy, moldy one.
Step up. Write Haiku.

Been snorting blue cheese.
It's way better than cocaine.
My heart is racing.

Too much chattering
Walkie talkie etiquette
Says you must shut up

Hey cheese-head it's "bleu".
Also that Italian one,
And Stilton. Roquefort.

Super slick slaughter
More whales killed for their blubber
Thus more blue cheese made

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Electrons don't "orbit", but I know what you mean. Why deuterium and not some other atom or isotope? I don't think that would even matter. Or antimatter. Splatter on the platter, I'd rather have the latter to make me fatter. Swing batter batter, swing! Use the bat to stir the batter. Mad as a hatter. Mercury in the blue cheese.

Sometimes I wonder
If Miss Vargas is able
to vagina smile.

Sometimes I wonder
What the spin flip transition
Of a muon would be if it replaced
The electron orbiting
A deuterium atom
Sigh

Accidentally found
This obscure site through research
I am quite appalled

Tell them bring blue cheese.
Trapped down here, I am famished.
And a nice wheat ale.

I guess we'll have a
beer and blue cheese pairing brunch
amidst STDs.

Christ I miss good cheese.
Civilization's yardstick.
Why 1st world is fat.

Tell the rescue team
to wear biohazard suits.
God knows what's in there.

Full body condoms.
Appropriate attire.
Burn gear post rescue.

Prometheus clap.
Your dick becomes Alien.
Its teeth pierce your skull.

Laurie forgive me.
I'm trapped in your vagina.
Please send rescue team.

Laurie forgive me.
I forgot about your face
For twenty minutes.

Barbara Crowley:
Either her or her mother
Got next to the Mage.

Now Barbara Bush...
I'd smother her in blue cheese,
and eat ev'ry bite.

Not Vaurie Large-ass.
Not even with free blue cheese.
No no no no no.

How on earth to stop
Thinking about Laurie V ?
(V for Vargas) Wow.

But seriously . . .
Laurie Vargas gets me hot.
Hotter than George. Bush.

Succoth Nergal-Gul
Gurgaath Karg Ar Lothep Ur
Cthulu Ngaak

Grease pain oh grease pain
you wrack my ungreased body
Like Laurie Vargas

Sophisticated.
Blue cheese, wine, and poetry.
I need a Porsche.

I hate this small town.
The selection of blue cheese
is lacking at best.

What color grease pain?
Oh shit, I cannot decide.
Black w/ polka dots?

I would rob a bank.
Wearing speedos and grease paint.
With a squirt pistol.

LSD squirt gun.
Demand all the lollipops.
Why would I need cash?

And I'd have a tray.
Filled with Triscuits and blue cheese.
All tellers must strip.

Cowboy coffeepot:
Indian subcontinent.
Legal stimulants!

Chile con palta
Palta con aguacate
Con abogado

Avocado toast
Mushy green ejaculate
Of hipster poets

Surveillance System
Like lemongrass bordering
An infant's cradle

What this world needs is
vending machines with blue cheese
and expensive wine.

Free vasectomy
Insert your penis in slot
You'll be shooting blanks

Found a pubic hair
I'm a cold lonely cavern
Where they age blue cheese

I enjoy blue cheese.
I also enjoy eggnog.
They clash horribly.

You could say very
much like your wife and mistress.
Cat fight in the fridge.

The nectar of life?
That would have to be haiku!
... While eating blue cheese.

Who said it's boring?
Haiku is like life itself,
But more exciting.

Favorite zombie?
That would have to be Jesus
If he does come back

Watch it all burn down.
Don't forget the marshmallows.
Melted blue cheese wraps.

Habanero sauce
on top of blue cheese nachos.
Blue corn chips, of course.

Amerexican.
Red white and blue nacho chips.
It's nacho country.

Hey there Hollywood!
Its good you took our money!
Now kiss Chicom Azz.!

The problem by now
is much less Communism
than brain-dead zombies.

Wine and cheese pairings
Blue cheese dingleberry clump
With Menstrual Merlot
and

Politics are strange.
Do communists eat blue cheese?
Or just processed slime?

Remember those jokes?
Lil Johnny Fuckerfaster
Well, they're still funny

Labron James spokesman!
For the Communist killers
Cloaking their actions-

Misinformed idiots
Grovel at the Chicoms feet
Spout their party line!

They will learn later
Chinese Communists- racist
To the ninth power

To late we own you.
Just like brain dead Hollywood
Your @$$ is ours.

Sandy Duncan's corpse
Defiled in a field of wheat
Incoming hard on!

That cocktail party
I saw you unzip your pants
And fuck the warm brie

My God, your cunt's tight.
Oh, sorry, that's your nostril.
Well, I'm not stopping.

Now I need a snack.
Someone pass the blue cheese please.
Triscuits or Wheat Thins?

Ommmm Gorgonzola,
Danish, Roquefort, Cabrales,
and Stilton cheese ommmmm.....

Chop off your penis.
Tie it onto a long string.
Swing it at people.

Grilled blue cheese sandwich.
Blue cheese with an apple slice.
Chocolate blue cheese.