Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 68 Days and 74648 Haiku later...

Super slick slaughter
More whales killed for their blubber
Thus more blue cheese made
Haiku # 66291, October 26, 2019 10:39 am ET
by Capt. Anal of You Know
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Haiku # 66290, October 26, 2019 1:09 am ET
by Fart
Electrons don't "orbit", but I know what you mean. Why deuterium and not some other atom or isotope? I don't think that would even matter. Or antimatter. Splatter on the platter, I'd rather have the latter to make me fatter. Swing batter batter, swing! Use the bat to stir the batter. Mad as a hatter. Mercury in the blue cheese.
Haiku # 66289, October 26, 2019 1:08 am ET
by Or something.
Sometimes I wonder
If Miss Vargas is able
to vagina smile.
Haiku # 66288, October 25, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by She probably can but een Espaneesh
Sometimes I wonder
What the spin flip transition
Of a muon would be if it replaced
The electron orbiting
A deuterium atom
Sigh
Haiku # 66287, October 25, 2019 9:46 pm ET
by Not a Haiku of Oh Well
Accidentally found
This obscure site through research
I am quite appalled
Haiku # 66286, October 25, 2019 9:35 pm ET
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Tell them bring blue cheese.
Trapped down here, I am famished.
And a nice wheat ale.

I guess we'll have a
beer and blue cheese pairing brunch
amidst STDs.

Christ I miss good cheese.
Civilization's yardstick.
Why 1st world is fat.
Haiku # 66285, October 25, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker, Esq., The Highly Inappropriate of But you can call me Lord Figpucker
Tell the rescue team
to wear biohazard suits.
God knows what's in there.

Full body condoms.
Appropriate attire.
Burn gear post rescue.

Prometheus clap.
Your dick becomes Alien.
Its teeth pierce your skull.
Haiku # 66284, October 25, 2019 8:56 pm ET
by Even worse than the diseases of Philippines whore houses. Trust me.
Laurie forgive me.
I'm trapped in your vagina.
Please send rescue team.
Haiku # 66283, October 25, 2019 8:49 pm ET
by OB GYN spelunker EMT Navy Seals.
Laurie forgive me.
I forgot about your face
For twenty minutes.
Haiku # 66282, October 25, 2019 7:17 pm ET
by Not Thinking About The Attributes of Laurie Vargas
Barbara Crowley:
Either her or her mother
Got next to the Mage.
Haiku # 66281, October 25, 2019 6:40 pm ET
by Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of Satanism
Now Barbara Bush...
I'd smother her in blue cheese,
and eat ev'ry bite.
Haiku # 66280, October 25, 2019 6:30 pm ET
by Laura Bush, not so much.
Not Vaurie Large-ass.
Not even with free blue cheese.
No no no no no.
Haiku # 66279, October 24, 2019 9:41 pm ET
by
How on earth to stop
Thinking about Laurie V ?
(V for Vargas) Wow.
Haiku # 66278, October 24, 2019 9:33 pm ET
by Not thinking of Laurie Vargas
But seriously . . .
Laurie Vargas gets me hot.
Hotter than George. Bush.
Haiku # 66277, October 24, 2019 9:28 pm ET
by Hot wetback of Wet Hotback
Succoth Nergal-Gul
Gurgaath Karg Ar Lothep Ur
Cthulu Ngaak
Haiku # 66276, October 24, 2019 9:24 pm ET
by Incantation of Recreation
Grease pain oh grease pain
you wrack my ungreased body
Like Laurie Vargas
Haiku # 66275, October 24, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by El Singular of Los Angeles
Sophisticated.
Blue cheese, wine, and poetry.
I need a Porsche.
Haiku # 66274, October 24, 2019 9:05 pm ET
by Will you buy me one?
I hate this small town.
The selection of blue cheese
is lacking at best.
Haiku # 66273, October 24, 2019 9:04 pm ET
by Backwards 3rd world mosquito infested shit hole of as our Dear President Trump would say.
What color grease pain?
Oh shit, I cannot decide.
Black w/ polka dots?
Haiku # 66272, October 24, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by What do you think? of Blue cheese blue cheese blue cheese!
I would rob a bank.
Wearing speedos and grease paint.
With a squirt pistol.

LSD squirt gun.
Demand all the lollipops.
Why would I need cash?

And I'd have a tray.
Filled with Triscuits and blue cheese.
All tellers must strip.
Haiku # 66271, October 24, 2019 7:26 pm ET
by That's the way life SHOULD be! of But no, you had to go and be sane and shit.
Cowboy coffeepot:
Indian subcontinent.
Legal stimulants!
Haiku # 66270, October 24, 2019 6:53 pm ET
by Generated by a Bot, of course
Chile con palta
Palta con aguacate
Con abogado
Haiku # 66269, October 24, 2019 4:34 pm ET
by Avocado of Santiago
Avocado toast
Mushy green ejaculate
Of hipster poets
Haiku # 66268, October 24, 2019 11:15 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Surveillance System
Like lemongrass bordering
An infant's cradle
Haiku # 66267, October 24, 2019 11:13 am ET
by Who Do of Redrob
What this world needs is
vending machines with blue cheese
and expensive wine.
Haiku # 66266, October 24, 2019 5:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Free vasectomy
Insert your penis in slot
You'll be shooting blanks
Haiku # 66265, October 24, 2019 2:25 am ET
by Entrepreneur of Undisclosed
Found a pubic hair
I'm a cold lonely cavern
Where they age blue cheese
Haiku # 66264, October 23, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Trapped in your wife's cunt of Blue Cheese lured me in
I enjoy blue cheese.
I also enjoy eggnog.
They clash horribly.

You could say very
much like your wife and mistress.
Cat fight in the fridge.
Haiku # 66263, October 23, 2019 8:37 pm ET
by df
The nectar of life?
That would have to be haiku!
... While eating blue cheese.
Haiku # 66262, October 23, 2019 8:34 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
Who said it's boring?
Haiku is like life itself,
But more exciting.
Haiku # 66261, October 23, 2019 7:41 pm ET
by Nodding Off of Drooling on Keyboard
Favorite zombie?
That would have to be Jesus
If he does come back
Haiku # 66260, October 23, 2019 6:24 pm ET
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Watch it all burn down.
Don't forget the marshmallows.
Melted blue cheese wraps.

Habanero sauce
on top of blue cheese nachos.
Blue corn chips, of course.

Amerexican.
Red white and blue nacho chips.
It's nacho country.
Haiku # 66259, October 23, 2019 6:23 pm ET
by Blue cheese nachos French Mexican prostitute of streaks of mold dribbling off the plate.
Hey there Hollywood!
Its good you took our money!
Now kiss Chicom Azz.!
Haiku # 66258, October 23, 2019 3:17 pm ET
by Chairman Mao of Burning Paradice
The problem by now
is much less Communism
than brain-dead zombies.
Haiku # 66257, October 23, 2019 7:26 am ET
by Dead Souls Burn in Hell of God in Christ
Wine and cheese pairings
Blue cheese dingleberry clump
With Menstrual Merlot
and
Haiku # 66256, October 23, 2019 5:09 am ET
by Vince Vaughn Go of With the flow
Politics are strange.
Do communists eat blue cheese?
Or just processed slime?
Haiku # 66255, October 23, 2019 4:56 am ET
by Red white and blue cheese forever!
Remember those jokes?
Lil Johnny Fuckerfaster
Well, they're still funny
Haiku # 66254, October 23, 2019 4:05 am ET
by Drunk of Barstool
Labron James spokesman!
For the Communist killers
Cloaking their actions-

Misinformed idiots
Grovel at the Chicoms feet
Spout their party line!

They will learn later
Chinese Communists- racist
To the ninth power

To late we own you.
Just like brain dead Hollywood
Your @$$ is ours.
Haiku # 66253, October 23, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Kong Ming of Third Kingdom
Sandy Duncan's corpse
Defiled in a field of wheat
Incoming hard on!
Haiku # 66252, October 23, 2019 12:52 am ET
by Snacker of Follow the moans
That cocktail party
I saw you unzip your pants
And fuck the warm brie
Haiku # 66251, October 23, 2019 12:48 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
My God, your cunt's tight.
Oh, sorry, that's your nostril.
Well, I'm not stopping.

Now I need a snack.
Someone pass the blue cheese please.
Triscuits or Wheat Thins?
Haiku # 66250, October 23, 2019 12:38 am ET
by Why not both!
Ommmm Gorgonzola,
Danish, Roquefort, Cabrales,
and Stilton cheese ommmmm.....
Haiku # 66249, October 22, 2019 9:11 pm ET
by Tantric curds! of Can't trick turds!
Chop off your penis.
Tie it onto a long string.
Swing it at people.
Haiku # 66248, October 22, 2019 8:33 pm ET
by The First Church of Blue Cheese. of Without a penis, you'll have more time to devote to blue cheese!
Grilled blue cheese sandwich.
Blue cheese with an apple slice.
Chocolate blue cheese.
Haiku # 66247, October 22, 2019 7:58 pm ET
by BCD of All hail the mold veins!
God I love blue cheese.
I'd suck off President Trump
for a quarter pound.

Blue cheese on burgers.
Blue cheese with my spicy wing.
Blue cheese on ice cream.

I can orgasm
just thinking about blue cheese.
Taste my tangy spunk!
Haiku # 66246, October 22, 2019 7:55 pm ET
by Baby Carrot Dick of Newark, NJ
I know that I have
a baby carrot penis
and Ranch dressing spooge.
Haiku # 66245, October 22, 2019 7:51 pm ET
by Dip do wop a dip blam boom. of Blue Cheese Forever!
Bite them, Bad Haiku!
Yes, bite and tear with your claws!
Good Haiku. Sit, boy.
Haiku # 66244, October 22, 2019 7:07 pm ET
by Training Attack Haiku
Why does God hate me?
Got a baby carrot dick
The sheep laugh at it
Haiku # 66243, October 22, 2019 6:02 pm ET
by Phil Lush
God's love for you shows
in how large your penis is.
So he hates poets!
Haiku # 66242, October 22, 2019 5:47 pm ET
by Ron Jeremy fan club.
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