Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #66285
Tell them bring blue cheese.
Trapped down here, I am famished.
And a nice wheat ale.

I guess we'll have a
beer and blue cheese pairing brunch
amidst STDs.

Christ I miss good cheese.
Civilization's yardstick.
Why 1st world is fat.
Haiku #66285
Posted: October 25, 2019 9:06 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker, Esq., The Highly Inappropriate of But you can call me Lord Figpucker