Did you jack off on
the periodic table
in your science class?

The dead body moves!
Marxism animates the corpse.
Cadaver twitches . . .

Can you get headaches
from snorting too much blue cheese?
It was organic.

ISIS Devil Kilt!
Smart! don't tell Democrats $hit
As they would leak it

And help the Bastard.
Just to stop the USA
From killing a Devil

Obama's JV
Chased into a rat hole
And blasted to mush.

Head chopping Bastard
Seller of slaves and rapist
Hollers for Mommy.

To late Turban dude
Your sins done caught up with you
And you paid the price

Beautiful golden
Fresh water pouring down me
R Kelly rapist

Never want to end
Our greatest memories here
Also, meth users

Beautiful beaches
Sand between your spider toes
Cries by the sea wall

I am writing one!!
I'm really doing it, dad!!!
Now am I worthY???

I do not like her
Please stop talking about it
She is annoying

Humble Bumble Bee. . .
What does that even mean, bitch?
Take your lithium!

Dead Eleven years
Wife left us Daughter and me
I Needed some help

I gave you the truth
Please do not as more of me
Sadness Consumes Me

You break my poor heart
You evil, ungrateful bitch
I gave you my all

I have an answer
I don't believe in it
Standardized Loving

Is that you, Sethe?
I have a question to ask
Will you marry me?

Beware of trolls here
Stealing you name to insult
on here whilst wife dying

Such Lonely People
desperate for some contact
I hope you find some

Wal Mart dink rollback
Uncircumcised anteater
Your favorite greeter

Susan Sarandon:
Pingpongpingpongpingpongping.
It's all about that.

Trump gave the OK
To roast weird Al -Baghdadi
on the earthly plain.

Now he roasts in Hell
72 Virgin goats
Have their way with him

Trump is not JV
Bombed the hell out of them
Kill them break their chit.

Verily- its good
Live by the sword and die
Like rats caught in trap

Brian Wilson's brie
Sliding down his golden throat
Sprinkled with beach sand

The cheese stands alone
Masturbates vigorously
And calls it haiku

Your salad got tossed,
blue cheese, blue boy, moldy one.
Step up. Write Haiku.

Been snorting blue cheese.
It's way better than cocaine.
My heart is racing.

Too much chattering
Walkie talkie etiquette
Says you must shut up

Hey cheese-head it's "bleu".
Also that Italian one,
And Stilton. Roquefort.

Super slick slaughter
More whales killed for their blubber
Thus more blue cheese made

.

Electrons don't "orbit", but I know what you mean. Why deuterium and not some other atom or isotope? I don't think that would even matter. Or antimatter. Splatter on the platter, I'd rather have the latter to make me fatter. Swing batter batter, swing! Use the bat to stir the batter. Mad as a hatter. Mercury in the blue cheese.

Sometimes I wonder
If Miss Vargas is able
to vagina smile.

Sometimes I wonder
What the spin flip transition
Of a muon would be if it replaced
The electron orbiting
A deuterium atom
Sigh

Accidentally found
This obscure site through research
I am quite appalled

Tell them bring blue cheese.
Trapped down here, I am famished.
And a nice wheat ale.

I guess we'll have a
beer and blue cheese pairing brunch
amidst STDs.

Christ I miss good cheese.
Civilization's yardstick.
Why 1st world is fat.

Tell the rescue team
to wear biohazard suits.
God knows what's in there.

Full body condoms.
Appropriate attire.
Burn gear post rescue.

Prometheus clap.
Your dick becomes Alien.
Its teeth pierce your skull.

Laurie forgive me.
I'm trapped in your vagina.
Please send rescue team.

Laurie forgive me.
I forgot about your face
For twenty minutes.

Barbara Crowley:
Either her or her mother
Got next to the Mage.

Now Barbara Bush...
I'd smother her in blue cheese,
and eat ev'ry bite.

Not Vaurie Large-ass.
Not even with free blue cheese.
No no no no no.

How on earth to stop
Thinking about Laurie V ?
(V for Vargas) Wow.

But seriously . . .
Laurie Vargas gets me hot.
Hotter than George. Bush.

Succoth Nergal-Gul
Gurgaath Karg Ar Lothep Ur
Cthulu Ngaak

Grease pain oh grease pain
you wrack my ungreased body
Like Laurie Vargas

Sophisticated.
Blue cheese, wine, and poetry.
I need a Porsche.

I hate this small town.
The selection of blue cheese
is lacking at best.

What color grease pain?
Oh shit, I cannot decide.
Black w/ polka dots?

I would rob a bank.
Wearing speedos and grease paint.
With a squirt pistol.

LSD squirt gun.
Demand all the lollipops.
Why would I need cash?

And I'd have a tray.
Filled with Triscuits and blue cheese.
All tellers must strip.

Cowboy coffeepot:
Indian subcontinent.
Legal stimulants!

Chile con palta
Palta con aguacate
Con abogado

Avocado toast
Mushy green ejaculate
Of hipster poets