Home field advantage
Crucial for pooping pleasure
Agree completely

I poo in private
with a soft pressure bidet
for my tender bits.

Mirror on the floor.
I want to see my asshole.
Wow, that is nasty.

I shat a white turd
from eating too much blue cheese.
It looked like dog poo.

Talk to my ass, Darth.
That's your basic element:
Blue Cheese and Bathroom.

Talking to yourself
A million miles a minute
Bluetooth bag of wind

Trick or Treat my house.
Caramel covered blue cheese!
Made with pot butter.

HALLOWEEN, bitches!
Why aren't you trick or treating?
Candy for Satan!!!!

It's the rennet, dolt.
That bacterial rennet:
It's curdling your brain.

Towering phallus
The lighthouse keeper wanking
Moans like a foghorn

Thinks he's THE BIG CHEESE
a morsel of fromunda
Under the toadstool

A burning question:
Does Donald Trump eat blue cheese?
Or just orange cheddar.

Clunking and scraping
Experiencing boners
Robots masturbatr

I do not love you.
When I wake and see your face
I want to vomit.

High pressure puke spray.
Projectile chunks of blue cheese.
Like the Exorcist.

Call it a geyser.
Capt. Morgan's and Roquefort.
And it's all your fault.

Immersion blender
This time in the porto pot
Butt brownie batter

A Tri Delta smelt a
fart from my ass
wholly disgusted
and perturbed
by the disturbed
misbehavior of my
super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!
...or 2... or 3... or FOUR!
She slammed the damned
door like the plastic whore
she is.

You snooze, you lose
your shoes in the ooze.
She should not have drank
all that booze.

SPLAT!

That's a big problem.
A cheesy blue period.
Unless you're Smurfette.

Like Vincent van Gogh,
I've got my blue period.
I know, it's cheesy.

The specimen jar
Certainly looks like your poop
The smell is spot on

Wholly archetype,
Mandalas imply wholeness...
but are they HOLY?

Individuate!
Listen to your enema!
I mean . . . anima.

What the fuck is this?
Seriously I'm confused
What is this place for?

Forgot to haiku.
So haiku is now a verb.
'Cause I made it so.

I wonder if blue cheese can be made from goat milk. I need to learn how.

Yeah, but you think replacing an electron w/ a muon is going to have any effect other than possible destruction of the fullerene by energetic radioactive decay? I mean, what's the purpose of all that? Even it has some sort of quantum computing "significance" it's not practical and I'm really needing some gelatinous pork broth to slather all over my cock before masturbating to midgets pooping all morning long. Know what I mean?

Oh so that was you:
Perdeuterofullerane
Found through Google search

Mostly because
A deuterated fullerane does not
Oxidize as quickly as a hydrogenated
Fullerane

Don't bother calling
A medical office phone
Phone tree- straight to hell.

Useless telephones
Drive to the M.D. office
Don't waste time calling.

Hell-it will not work
Best to face to face present
If you need Doc's help

Already forgot
About that weird Greta girl
and about climate

About skeletons
(The ones with skin still on them)
Ask Jimmy Savile

Is it possible
to hump skeletons any
other way than dry?

October romance
Dry humping a skeleton
Whilst eating candy

Did you jack off on
the periodic table
in your science class?

The dead body moves!
Marxism animates the corpse.
Cadaver twitches . . .

Can you get headaches
from snorting too much blue cheese?
It was organic.

ISIS Devil Kilt!
Smart! don't tell Democrats $hit
As they would leak it

And help the Bastard.
Just to stop the USA
From killing a Devil

Obama's JV
Chased into a rat hole
And blasted to mush.

Head chopping Bastard
Seller of slaves and rapist
Hollers for Mommy.

To late Turban dude
Your sins done caught up with you
And you paid the price

Beautiful golden
Fresh water pouring down me
R Kelly rapist

Never want to end
Our greatest memories here
Also, meth users

Beautiful beaches
Sand between your spider toes
Cries by the sea wall

I am writing one!!
I'm really doing it, dad!!!
Now am I worthY???

I do not like her
Please stop talking about it
She is annoying

Humble Bumble Bee. . .
What does that even mean, bitch?
Take your lithium!

Dead Eleven years
Wife left us Daughter and me
I Needed some help

I gave you the truth
Please do not as more of me
Sadness Consumes Me

You break my poor heart
You evil, ungrateful bitch
I gave you my all

I have an answer
I don't believe in it
Standardized Loving

Is that you, Sethe?
I have a question to ask
Will you marry me?

Beware of trolls here
Stealing you name to insult
on here whilst wife dying

Such Lonely People
desperate for some contact
I hope you find some

Wal Mart dink rollback
Uncircumcised anteater
Your favorite greeter

Susan Sarandon:
Pingpongpingpongpingpongping.
It's all about that.