BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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69622 Haikus
Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop
Haiku #66400, by Fart Knower of Gas Blower
November 13, 2019 6:39 pm ET

Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?
Haiku #66399, by High-end Vinter of Oenology
November 13, 2019 2:35 am ET

Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!
Haiku #66398, by Darth Putain de Truie
November 12, 2019 9:42 pm ET

The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.
Haiku #66397, by Eric's Ukrainian Mother of Greater Russia
November 12, 2019 4:51 pm ET

E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter
Haiku #66396, by No Pain, No Ukraine
November 11, 2019 2:11 pm ET

Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real
Haiku #66395, by Walkin Funny of The usual haunts
November 11, 2019 10:08 am ET

Why not wipe your ass
With fresh sliced Italian bread
Make a turd sandwich
Haiku #66394, by Rachael Fellatio Ray of TV
November 11, 2019 1:48 am ET

Fromunda blue cheese
Dank musk of nut sack salute
Got it going on
Haiku #66393, by All that of Jizz factory
November 10, 2019 4:14 am ET

Colt single action
Click, click, click click, that spells Colt.
Hawg leg .44!
Haiku #66392, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
November 10, 2019 2:48 am ET

Used to ride the range
Many tenderfoot fops there
They did not know shit

But they thought they did
Can't tell a damn Cow from Sheep
Useless bastards all.

Rope your Haiku pard
Or get your Mom to do it
and get off my range.
Haiku #66391, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
November 10, 2019 2:31 am ET

None of us have range?
What, within haiku verse form?
You can kiss my range.
Haiku #66390, by I know you are really Darth anyway
November 9, 2019 9:57 pm ET

None of you have range
Same themes and same ideas
Not interesting
Haiku #66389, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 8:32 pm ET

Okinawa girl
Skilled in the downward dawg pose
your so very cute!

In yer yoga pants
a nose in the camels tent
prayer mat of flesh.
Haiku #66388, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:13 pm ET

Okie yoga girl
wanted to drink beer with Wong
Wong did not go there

Another mistake
Flexible, sexy,- big boobs.
Wong so very wrong..
Haiku #66387, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:06 pm ET

Poki-haunt-us- wants
To take- steal, old Wong Lofan's
Billions of dollars!

Cram it fake Injun!
You can't take my silver, gold!
To give to no loads!

I donated my
Billions to the NRA
Just to pi$$ you off!
Haiku #66386, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:43 pm ET

Holiday cheese ball
A makeshift dildo of sorts
The cheese stands alone
Haiku #66385, by Microbial action of Follow the moans
November 9, 2019 2:37 pm ET

Sharp tangy cheddar
Atop your tart apple pie
Then you get the shits
Haiku #66384, by Home Cooking of Home
November 9, 2019 2:35 pm ET

Your lines of Blue Cheese
get old and stinky quite fast.
Move on to Cheddar.
Haiku #66383, by Biodegradation of Fromage
November 9, 2019 10:56 am ET

When she did the splits,
and then stood up off her mat,
a line of blue cheese.
Haiku #66382, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 10:39 am ET

Wow. Miss Yoga-mat
You really can flex yourself.
How do you do it?
Haiku #66381, by Iyengar of Patnajali
November 9, 2019 6:13 am ET

She's way spiritual.
I love Mistress Yoga-mat.
She's yogamatic!
Haiku #66380, by Patnajali of Pajamarama
November 9, 2019 6:10 am ET

Hail to Master Wong
Fighting Kommies with Haiku
Let Reds eat these lines
Haiku #66379, by thin red line of syllabobble
November 9, 2019 6:07 am ET

Omar the hate girl-
Hates our country to the bone,
Not worth-- a Haiku.
Haiku #66378, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:07 am ET

AOC one more!
Beer please- in a drunken world
Idjots like you- 'lady'

Rule the DNC
Bat chit crazy leftist kids
Buy all your bull $hit.
Haiku #66377, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:47 am ET

Bernie Bolshevik!
Demented Commie geezer
Flapping arms around

Like you want to fly
Back to Khrushchev's Moscow
Second Honey Moon??
Haiku #66376, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:41 am ET

Beto! wat the hell!?
I thought you were gonna take
My squirrel rifle?

Have another joint
and ride your fooking skate board
to the barber shop.
Haiku #66375, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:32 am ET

Sudoku Haiku
Count one two three four five six
Seven eight and nine
Haiku #66374, by It is logic not math
November 9, 2019 12:22 am ET

Abu Bakr Al-
What's his face dies every year
Must be resilient
Haiku #66373, by The Derp State
November 7, 2019 6:48 pm ET

I have a huge cunt.
Of course it isn't my cunt.
I need an upgrade.
Haiku #66372, by
November 7, 2019 9:56 am ET

Ho Chi Minh, Nixon
Slow dancing in the moonlight
To Frank Sinatra
Haiku #66371, by I actually dreamt this haiku
November 6, 2019 7:30 am ET

God the Father is Spirit, sperm is physical. Jesus is the offspring of King David through the patrilineal bloodline of his biological father Joseph: [2Tim 2;8] the greek word used for offspring here is spermatos. That's why he said "You just be born AGAIN" [John 3;6-7]. It is a spiritual birth.

The phrase "only begotten" as it occurs in greek is "monogene" which COULD mean "only begotten" if it did not conflict with scripture. David states in scripture that he had been begotten of God. [Ps 2;7]. Again, that was a spiritual birth. It is more likely that the word "mono" in that context was used to mean "one" or "single"

You're not His child, but you could be if you believe that Jesus Christ is the Messiah and repent from sin and the many abominations of your heart.
Haiku #66370, by Anonymous Prophet of Desert
November 6, 2019 7:27 am ET

Holy sperm count low?
Did God only have one kid?
Aren't we his children?
Haiku #66369, by Confused Possible Bastard of Nearby
November 6, 2019 6:36 am ET

Cattle carcass stench
Wafting in from slaughterhouse
Yup, I'll eat that shit
Haiku #66368, by Reverential duplicitous
November 5, 2019 11:49 pm ET

New Pope: Figpucker
Changes made to Vatican...
Just cosmetic ones
Haiku #66367, by Martin Luther of quietly pinning a note to the door
November 5, 2019 10:54 pm ET

Ah, the uselessness . . .
the sheer USELESS uselessness:
useless Haiku verse.
Haiku #66366, by Utilitarians of Poetic Pragmatism
November 5, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Swoops in from above
Billionaire from big city
BAT- nope, Donald Trump
Haiku #66365, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2019 6:33 am ET

ivory fowl gaze
dandelion fetta creak
bramble mountain pie
Haiku #66364, by Agnes Cowgill of United Kingdom
November 5, 2019 5:25 am ET

Blue cheese and blow jobs
Faint tinkling of piano
A familiar tune
Haiku #66363, by Drunk of Formerly of barstool
November 5, 2019 2:26 am ET

Pick a Christmas gift....
Knitted testicle cozy?
Consider it done
Haiku #66362, by Phil Lesh
November 4, 2019 1:18 pm ET

White supremacist
Means white guy likes the Supremes
more than Diana
Haiku #66361, by I Hear a Symphony of Motor City Detroit
November 4, 2019 9:25 am ET

welcome visitor:
"the aliens are coming
get inside quickly!"
Haiku #66360, by it keeps boring people out
November 3, 2019 10:43 pm ET

****If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!
Haiku #66359, by Captain Spaulding of Spicy limited edition blue cheese chicken wings! They just taste so damn good!
November 3, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Gun, bow-and-arrow...
Why not land mines or grenades?
Make sure it's done right!
Haiku #66358, by If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make of -- Captain Spaulding
November 3, 2019 5:49 pm ET

Just like McDonald's,
with every McFigpucker,
you get a free turd.
Haiku #66357, by Not so happy meal. of McD never had a blue cheese burger, the corporate scum... Well, except in France.
November 3, 2019 5:46 pm ET

You don't need a gun
Why not a bow and arrow?
Just like Ted Nugent
Haiku #66356, by Phil Lesh ....for the love of Internet tough guys
November 3, 2019 10:29 am ET

Only joking Darth.
Of course we love the brilliance.
(Not so much the turds)
Haiku #66355, by Smile and say "cheese" for Jesus
November 3, 2019 7:32 am ET

I can hardly wait!
Well, you know how to reach me.
Don't be a pussy.
Haiku #66354, by df of Vincent Van Gogh, Figpucker, and Smurfette -- all have blue periods.
November 2, 2019 10:00 pm ET

Should I bring a cheese platter and imported beer? We can make a party of my execution. Stream it on FB and Twitter and YouTube... or maybe put it on Pay-Per-View. Think of the money you can make!
Haiku #66353, by Darth Figpucker
November 2, 2019 9:58 pm ET

I'm going swimming.
There are turds in the ocean.
I swim right by them.
Haiku #66352, by Darth Figpucker of Blue Cheese Binge Cringe
November 2, 2019 9:54 pm ET

Post your home address.
I'll come over to your house.
Then you can shoot me.
Haiku #66351, by Darth Figpucker of for more info
November 2, 2019 9:51 pm ET