Holy sperm count low?
Did God only have one kid?
Aren't we his children?
by Confused Possible Bastard of Nearby
Cattle carcass stench
Wafting in from slaughterhouse
Yup, I'll eat that shit
by Reverential duplicitous
New Pope: Figpucker
Changes made to Vatican...
Just cosmetic ones
by Martin Luther of quietly pinning a note to the door
Ah, the uselessness . . .
the sheer USELESS uselessness:
useless Haiku verse.
by Utilitarians of Poetic Pragmatism
Swoops in from above
Billionaire from big city
BAT- nope, Donald Trump
by Anonymous Poet
ivory fowl gaze
dandelion fetta creak
bramble mountain pie
by Agnes Cowgill of United Kingdom
Blue cheese and blow jobs
Faint tinkling of piano
A familiar tune
by Drunk of Formerly of barstool
Pick a Christmas gift....
Knitted testicle cozy?
Consider it done
by Phil Lesh
White supremacist
Means white guy likes the Supremes
more than Diana
by I Hear a Symphony of Motor City Detroit
welcome visitor:
"the aliens are coming
get inside quickly!"
by it keeps boring people out
****If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!
by Captain Spaulding of Spicy limited edition blue cheese chicken wings! They just taste so damn good!
Gun, bow-and-arrow...
Why not land mines or grenades?
Make sure it's done right!
by If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make of -- Captain Spaulding
Just like McDonald's,
with every McFigpucker,
you get a free turd.
by Not so happy meal. of McD never had a blue cheese burger, the corporate scum... Well, except in France.
You don't need a gun
Why not a bow and arrow?
Just like Ted Nugent
by Phil Lesh ....for the love of Internet tough guys
Only joking Darth.
Of course we love the brilliance.
(Not so much the turds)
by Smile and say "cheese" for Jesus
I can hardly wait!
Well, you know how to reach me.
Don't be a pussy.
by df of Vincent Van Gogh, Figpucker, and Smurfette -- all have blue periods.
Should I bring a cheese platter and imported beer? We can make a party of my execution. Stream it on FB and Twitter and YouTube... or maybe put it on Pay-Per-View. Think of the money you can make!
by Darth Figpucker
I'm going swimming.
There are turds in the ocean.
I swim right by them.
by Darth Figpucker of Blue Cheese Binge Cringe
Post your home address.
I'll come over to your house.
Then you can shoot me.
by Darth Figpucker of darthfigpucker2@gmail.com for more info
It would pleasure me
To shoot you in your sick head
Like eating blue cheese
by But Alas I Have No Firearm And Know Not Where Thou Livest
Home field advantage
Crucial for pooping pleasure
Agree completely
by Phil Lesh
I poo in private
with a soft pressure bidet
for my tender bits.
by public crappers, no no no! of ... unless there's free blue cheese.
Mirror on the floor.
I want to see my asshole.
Wow, that is nasty.
by Good thing I'm not gay. of Well, I like blue cheese, and that's a little gay.
I shat a white turd
from eating too much blue cheese.
It looked like dog poo.
by My God, you're right! of Staring at the toilet in amazement of my white poo... like a Halloween ghost!
Talk to my ass, Darth.
That's your basic element:
Blue Cheese and Bathroom.
by Figpucker's Follies of the Public Toilet
Talking to yourself
A million miles a minute
Bluetooth bag of wind
by Zappy of Mount Olympus
Trick or Treat my house.
Caramel covered blue cheese!
Made with pot butter.
by And laced w/ LSD. of Newark NJ
HALLOWEEN, bitches!
Why aren't you trick or treating?
Candy for Satan!!!!
by Tomorrow ALL SAINTS
It's the rennet, dolt.
That bacterial rennet:
It's curdling your brain.
by Chose Cheese of Chews
Towering phallus
The lighthouse keeper wanking
Moans like a foghorn
by Sea Bizkit of Salty
Thinks he's THE BIG CHEESE
a morsel of fromunda
Under the toadstool
by Authority on small dinx of At your service
A burning question:
Does Donald Trump eat blue cheese?
Or just orange cheddar.
by Fuck Colby and American. of Those are for pussies.
Clunking and scraping
Experiencing boners
Robots masturbatr
by Running of For the nearest exit
I do not love you.
When I wake and see your face
I want to vomit.
High pressure puke spray.
Projectile chunks of blue cheese.
Like the Exorcist.
Call it a geyser.
Capt. Morgan's and Roquefort.
And it's all your fault.
by my talking to my Japanese blow-up love doll.
Immersion blender
This time in the porto pot
Butt brownie batter
by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
A Tri Delta smelt a
fart from my ass
wholly disgusted
and perturbed
by the disturbed
misbehavior of my
super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!
...or 2... or 3... or FOUR!
She slammed the damned
door like the plastic whore
she is.
You snooze, you lose
your shoes in the ooze.
She should not have drank
all that booze.
SPLAT!
by Nasty stole ja.
That's a big problem.
A cheesy blue period.
Unless you're Smurfette.
by Anonymous Poet
Like Vincent van Gogh,
I've got my blue period.
I know, it's cheesy.
by Darth Figgy Pudding
The specimen jar
Certainly looks like your poop
The smell is spot on
by Sa meg uh ma sore ass of Peeking
Wholly archetype,
Mandalas imply wholeness...
but are they HOLY?
by I Ate My Anima Hole, sorry--WHOLE
Individuate!
Listen to your enema!
I mean . . . anima.
by Too Jung to be Freud
What the fuck is this?
Seriously I'm confused
What is this place for?
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Forgot to haiku.
So haiku is now a verb.
'Cause I made it so.
I wonder if blue cheese can be made from goat milk. I need to learn how.
by Blue cheese on balot eggs? of No... no no no. That's just wrong.
Yeah, but you think replacing an electron w/ a muon is going to have any effect other than possible destruction of the fullerene by energetic radioactive decay? I mean, what's the purpose of all that? Even it has some sort of quantum computing "significance" it's not practical and I'm really needing some gelatinous pork broth to slather all over my cock before masturbating to midgets pooping all morning long. Know what I mean?
by Red Hot Blues corn chips and blue cheese really go well together. of Seriously though, give it a try. You're in the US, you have access to all that fatty stuff. Lucky cunts.
Oh so that was you:
Perdeuterofullerane
Found through Google search
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Mostly because
A deuterated fullerane does not
Oxidize as quickly as a hydrogenated
Fullerane
by Not a Haiku of Oh Well
Don't bother calling
A medical office phone
Phone tree- straight to hell.
Useless telephones
Drive to the M.D. office
Don't waste time calling.
Hell-it will not work
Best to face to face present
If you need Doc's help
by Dr Kildare of Long gone
Already forgot
About that weird Greta girl
and about climate
by Neurotics of the West, UNITE
About skeletons
(The ones with skin still on them)
Ask Jimmy Savile
by Sir James of Royal Hospital Morgue
Is it possible
to hump skeletons any
other way than dry?
by Unless you puke on them... of Or use KY. Or blue cheese.
