Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 134 Days and 76399 Haiku later...

Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
Haiku # 66441, November 21, 2019 7:15 am ET
by Imitation of Flattery
Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
Haiku # 66440, November 20, 2019 10:37 pm ET
by Line of lines
No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
Haiku # 66439, November 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
Haiku # 66438, November 20, 2019 8:27 am ET
by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
Haiku # 66437, November 19, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by of Limited time only
November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
Haiku # 66436, November 19, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Seasonal Charm of New England
Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming
Haiku # 66435, November 19, 2019 5:20 pm ET
by Mc Flesh Toaster of Nunyers
Sodomite listen:
the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.
Haiku # 66434, November 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Highness of Anus
Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
And diarrhea
Haiku # 66433, November 18, 2019 1:52 am ET
by Newsflash of For immediate release
Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"
Haiku # 66432, November 17, 2019 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
Haiku # 66431, November 17, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
Haiku # 66430, November 17, 2019 12:30 pm ET
by Finally done wit it
Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
Haiku # 66429, November 17, 2019 8:10 am ET
by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
Haiku # 66428, November 17, 2019 4:26 am ET
by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
Haiku # 66427, November 17, 2019 12:26 am ET
by df
Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
Haiku # 66426, November 15, 2019 9:40 pm ET
by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
Haiku # 66425, November 15, 2019 7:55 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
Haiku # 66424, November 15, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!
Haiku # 66423, November 15, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by Haiku is a Competitive Sport for Alpha Males Who Dominate Their Inferiors and Surpass all Objectives
Tremble before him!
Phillipenis of Haiku:
Dork Lard Figpucker.
Haiku # 66422, November 15, 2019 4:22 pm ET
by He Speaks Tagalog Too
Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points
Haiku # 66421, November 15, 2019 1:20 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
Orange Paper Tiger
Haiku # 66420, November 15, 2019 1:18 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?
Haiku # 66419, November 15, 2019 12:38 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
To write a Haiku!
Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.
Haiku # 66418, November 14, 2019 8:02 pm ET
by Out of Gas
Undead dead for years
They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat
Haiku # 66417, November 14, 2019 2:06 pm ET
by Voter Fraud
Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists
Haiku # 66416, November 14, 2019 8:24 am ET
by Get Me Another Beer
Hey you Wong Lofan:
Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!
Haiku # 66415, November 14, 2019 7:13 am ET
by Central Party of Surveillance
The whistle blow hard
Is a CIA jive pinko
Liar S.O.B.

Like John Brennan
The Bolshevik Islamic
A bull $hit artist.
Haiku # 66414, November 14, 2019 3:45 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Mexican girl
Told me all her work troubles
Sank into her eyes.

Very bad of Wong
He was not listening good
dreaming of her butt.
Haiku # 66413, November 14, 2019 3:36 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I slit Haiku's throat
Then I bathed in her warm blood,
Adoring her corpse.
Haiku # 66412, November 14, 2019 3:06 am ET
by Miss Conception of Misogyny, Nebraska U.S.A.
There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
Haiku # 66411, November 14, 2019 2:56 am ET
by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
Haiku # 66410, November 14, 2019 2:51 am ET
by Blue Cheese of Undressing
She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
Haiku # 66409, November 14, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
Haiku # 66408, November 14, 2019 2:19 am ET
by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku # 66407, November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET
by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!
Haiku # 66406, November 13, 2019 9:33 pm ET
by Revival Church in the Dell of The Holler
OUT, ye vile vixen;
Homegrown harlot of the hills!
Hellfire in hotpants.
Haiku # 66405, November 13, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by ACT II of Tennessee Tragedy 1941
Why dear old Pastor:
Lil' old me would never tempt
Nobody. Wink, wink...
Haiku # 66404, November 13, 2019 8:48 pm ET
by Hillbilly Temptress of Lil Abner
Why in tarnation
Should I lend you a damn thing?
Done drunk muh moonshine.
Haiku # 66403, November 13, 2019 8:00 pm ET
by Second Hillbilly of Smoky Mountain Tragedy
Howdy-do thar Clem.
Kin y'all lend me some corn-pone?
Hard times in the hills.
Haiku # 66402, November 13, 2019 7:57 pm ET
by Uncle Ferguson of Jest a-Sittin on Muh Old Cabin Porch
Interesting range:
Distant summit, wreathed in mist...
Kiss my ass, Poet.
Haiku # 66401, November 13, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by Poetry of Tranquility
Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop
Haiku # 66400, November 13, 2019 6:39 pm ET
by Fart Knower of Gas Blower
Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?
Haiku # 66399, November 13, 2019 2:35 am ET
by High-end Vinter of Oenology
Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!
Haiku # 66398, November 12, 2019 9:42 pm ET
by Darth Putain de Truie

The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.
Haiku # 66397, November 12, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Eric's Ukrainian Mother of Greater Russia
E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter
Haiku # 66396, November 11, 2019 2:11 pm ET
by No Pain, No Ukraine
Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real
Haiku # 66395, November 11, 2019 10:08 am ET
by Walkin Funny of The usual haunts
Why not wipe your ass
With fresh sliced Italian bread
Make a turd sandwich
Haiku # 66394, November 11, 2019 1:48 am ET
by Rachael Fellatio Ray of TV
Fromunda blue cheese
Dank musk of nut sack salute
Got it going on
Haiku # 66393, November 10, 2019 4:14 am ET
by All that of Jizz factory
Colt single action
Click, click, click click, that spells Colt.
Hawg leg .44!
Haiku # 66392, November 10, 2019 2:48 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
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