BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
13 Days
and
68908 Haikus
later...
There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
Haiku #66411, by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
November 14, 2019 2:56 am ET

Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
Haiku #66410, by Blue Cheese of Undressing
November 14, 2019 2:51 am ET

She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
Haiku #66409, by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
November 14, 2019 2:43 am ET

Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
Haiku #66408, by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
November 14, 2019 2:19 am ET

My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku #66407, by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET

Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!
Haiku #66406, by Revival Church in the Dell of The Holler
November 13, 2019 9:33 pm ET

OUT, ye vile vixen;
Homegrown harlot of the hills!
Hellfire in hotpants.
Haiku #66405, by ACT II of Tennessee Tragedy 1941
November 13, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Why dear old Pastor:
Lil' old me would never tempt
Nobody. Wink, wink...
Haiku #66404, by Hillbilly Temptress of Lil Abner
November 13, 2019 8:48 pm ET

Why in tarnation
Should I lend you a damn thing?
Done drunk muh moonshine.
Haiku #66403, by Second Hillbilly of Smoky Mountain Tragedy
November 13, 2019 8:00 pm ET

Howdy-do thar Clem.
Kin y'all lend me some corn-pone?
Hard times in the hills.
Haiku #66402, by Uncle Ferguson of Jest a-Sittin on Muh Old Cabin Porch
November 13, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Interesting range:
Distant summit, wreathed in mist...
Kiss my ass, Poet.
Haiku #66401, by Poetry of Tranquility
November 13, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop
Haiku #66400, by Fart Knower of Gas Blower
November 13, 2019 6:39 pm ET

Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?
Haiku #66399, by High-end Vinter of Oenology
November 13, 2019 2:35 am ET

Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!
Haiku #66398, by Darth Putain de Truie
November 12, 2019 9:42 pm ET


The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.
Haiku #66397, by Eric's Ukrainian Mother of Greater Russia
November 12, 2019 4:51 pm ET

E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter
Haiku #66396, by No Pain, No Ukraine
November 11, 2019 2:11 pm ET

Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real
Haiku #66395, by Walkin Funny of The usual haunts
November 11, 2019 10:08 am ET

Why not wipe your ass
With fresh sliced Italian bread
Make a turd sandwich
Haiku #66394, by Rachael Fellatio Ray of TV
November 11, 2019 1:48 am ET

Fromunda blue cheese
Dank musk of nut sack salute
Got it going on
Haiku #66393, by All that of Jizz factory
November 10, 2019 4:14 am ET

Colt single action
Click, click, click click, that spells Colt.
Hawg leg .44!
Haiku #66392, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
November 10, 2019 2:48 am ET

Used to ride the range
Many tenderfoot fops there
They did not know shit

But they thought they did
Can't tell a damn Cow from Sheep
Useless bastards all.

Rope your Haiku pard
Or get your Mom to do it
and get off my range.
Haiku #66391, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
November 10, 2019 2:31 am ET

None of us have range?
What, within haiku verse form?
You can kiss my range.
Haiku #66390, by I know you are really Darth anyway
November 9, 2019 9:57 pm ET

None of you have range
Same themes and same ideas
Not interesting
Haiku #66389, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 8:32 pm ET

Okinawa girl
Skilled in the downward dawg pose
your so very cute!

In yer yoga pants
a nose in the camels tent
prayer mat of flesh.
Haiku #66388, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:13 pm ET

Okie yoga girl
wanted to drink beer with Wong
Wong did not go there

Another mistake
Flexible, sexy,- big boobs.
Wong so very wrong..
Haiku #66387, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:06 pm ET

Poki-haunt-us- wants
To take- steal, old Wong Lofan's
Billions of dollars!

Cram it fake Injun!
You can't take my silver, gold!
To give to no loads!

I donated my
Billions to the NRA
Just to pi$$ you off!
Haiku #66386, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:43 pm ET

Holiday cheese ball
A makeshift dildo of sorts
The cheese stands alone
Haiku #66385, by Microbial action of Follow the moans
November 9, 2019 2:37 pm ET

Sharp tangy cheddar
Atop your tart apple pie
Then you get the shits
Haiku #66384, by Home Cooking of Home
November 9, 2019 2:35 pm ET

Your lines of Blue Cheese
get old and stinky quite fast.
Move on to Cheddar.
Haiku #66383, by Biodegradation of Fromage
November 9, 2019 10:56 am ET

When she did the splits,
and then stood up off her mat,
a line of blue cheese.
Haiku #66382, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 10:39 am ET

Wow. Miss Yoga-mat
You really can flex yourself.
How do you do it?
Haiku #66381, by Iyengar of Patnajali
November 9, 2019 6:13 am ET

She's way spiritual.
I love Mistress Yoga-mat.
She's yogamatic!
Haiku #66380, by Patnajali of Pajamarama
November 9, 2019 6:10 am ET

Hail to Master Wong
Fighting Kommies with Haiku
Let Reds eat these lines
Haiku #66379, by thin red line of syllabobble
November 9, 2019 6:07 am ET

Omar the hate girl-
Hates our country to the bone,
Not worth-- a Haiku.
Haiku #66378, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:07 am ET

AOC one more!
Beer please- in a drunken world
Idjots like you- 'lady'

Rule the DNC
Bat chit crazy leftist kids
Buy all your bull $hit.
Haiku #66377, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:47 am ET

Bernie Bolshevik!
Demented Commie geezer
Flapping arms around

Like you want to fly
Back to Khrushchev's Moscow
Second Honey Moon??
Haiku #66376, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:41 am ET

Beto! wat the hell!?
I thought you were gonna take
My squirrel rifle?

Have another joint
and ride your fooking skate board
to the barber shop.
Haiku #66375, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:32 am ET

Sudoku Haiku
Count one two three four five six
Seven eight and nine
Haiku #66374, by It is logic not math
November 9, 2019 12:22 am ET

Abu Bakr Al-
What's his face dies every year
Must be resilient
Haiku #66373, by The Derp State
November 7, 2019 6:48 pm ET

I have a huge cunt.
Of course it isn't my cunt.
I need an upgrade.
Haiku #66372, by
November 7, 2019 9:56 am ET

Ho Chi Minh, Nixon
Slow dancing in the moonlight
To Frank Sinatra
Haiku #66371, by I actually dreamt this haiku
November 6, 2019 7:30 am ET

God the Father is Spirit, sperm is physical. Jesus is the offspring of King David through the patrilineal bloodline of his biological father Joseph: [2Tim 2;8] the greek word used for offspring here is spermatos. That's why he said "You just be born AGAIN" [John 3;6-7]. It is a spiritual birth.

The phrase "only begotten" as it occurs in greek is "monogene" which COULD mean "only begotten" if it did not conflict with scripture. David states in scripture that he had been begotten of God. [Ps 2;7]. Again, that was a spiritual birth. It is more likely that the word "mono" in that context was used to mean "one" or "single"

You're not His child, but you could be if you believe that Jesus Christ is the Messiah and repent from sin and the many abominations of your heart.
Haiku #66370, by Anonymous Prophet of Desert
November 6, 2019 7:27 am ET

Holy sperm count low?
Did God only have one kid?
Aren't we his children?
Haiku #66369, by Confused Possible Bastard of Nearby
November 6, 2019 6:36 am ET

Cattle carcass stench
Wafting in from slaughterhouse
Yup, I'll eat that shit
Haiku #66368, by Reverential duplicitous
November 5, 2019 11:49 pm ET

New Pope: Figpucker
Changes made to Vatican...
Just cosmetic ones
Haiku #66367, by Martin Luther of quietly pinning a note to the door
November 5, 2019 10:54 pm ET

Ah, the uselessness . . .
the sheer USELESS uselessness:
useless Haiku verse.
Haiku #66366, by Utilitarians of Poetic Pragmatism
November 5, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Swoops in from above
Billionaire from big city
BAT- nope, Donald Trump
Haiku #66365, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2019 6:33 am ET

ivory fowl gaze
dandelion fetta creak
bramble mountain pie
Haiku #66364, by Agnes Cowgill of United Kingdom
November 5, 2019 5:25 am ET

Blue cheese and blow jobs
Faint tinkling of piano
A familiar tune
Haiku #66363, by Drunk of Formerly of barstool
November 5, 2019 2:26 am ET

Pick a Christmas gift....
Knitted testicle cozy?
Consider it done
Haiku #66362, by Phil Lesh
November 4, 2019 1:18 pm ET