Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #66407
My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku #66407
Posted: November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET
Poet & location: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese