Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku #66494, by df of Some might even say art.... fart art. November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku #66493, by df of God, set me free!!!!! November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Haiku #66492, by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
Haiku #66491, by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
Haiku #66490, by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
Haiku #66489, by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
Haiku #66488, by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place November 28, 2019 7:43 pm ET
Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?
Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.
Haiku #66487, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia November 28, 2019 4:58 pm ET
Puritan i jest.
And predestined were the "saints".
to burn witches here.