BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
64 Days
69641 Haikus
Queen Elizabeth
Grunting out a big kaka
Hard act to follow
Haiku #66455, by Quivering Asshole of In the vicinity
November 24, 2019 7:18 pm ET

Do not call pigs pigs.
They prefer "sexy chub yums".
Who ate all my cake?!
Haiku #66454, by peeled banana
November 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Dear Darth: don't worry.
Your bad haiku forgiven
By the blood of Christ.
Haiku #66453, by Six-armed Goddess of Haiku
November 24, 2019 12:50 pm ET

I'm having regrets.
Every haiku I've written
should be deleted.
Haiku #66452, by Darth Figpucker of What a horrible person I am.
November 24, 2019 1:09 am ET

A chick with six arms.
Simultaneous hand jobs.
Curry afterwards.
Haiku #66451, by df of Don't forget the chai tea.
November 24, 2019 12:53 am ET

Or for the price of
One six armed woman you could
Get six armed women
Haiku #66450, by They Might Shoot You Though
November 23, 2019 3:57 pm ET

Listen Jasswini:
I really need an escort.
Six armed woman. Thanks.
Haiku #66449, by Do I pay in Rupees or Dollars?
November 22, 2019 10:34 am ET
Haiku #66448, by Jasswini of Delhi
November 22, 2019 9:00 am ET

Akashic records:
Love, light, positive vibes, OMMmm...
Whoops. That's Lucifer!
Haiku #66447, by Fatal Errors of the New Age
November 22, 2019 7:53 am ET

Chickens in the coop
Peck peck peck peck peck peck Poop
Chickens in the coop
Haiku #66446, by Bawk bawk bawk of Begaw
November 22, 2019 4:15 am ET

Chocolate mousse kaka
I'm not having any luck
Choking this shit down
Haiku #66445, by The Gorger of Restroom
November 22, 2019 4:09 am ET

The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't
Haiku #66444, by Dear Bad Haiku
November 21, 2019 4:43 pm ET

A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody
Haiku #66443, by If Howdy Doody Hung Out With Ed Buck
November 21, 2019 4:29 pm ET

Talkin' bout that UNH !
Git all up on it, nome sain?
Git y'all some PUSSY.
Haiku #66442, by Patron, Tutor and Benefactor of the Grand Old Duke of York
November 21, 2019 10:21 am ET

Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
Haiku #66441, by Imitation of Flattery
November 21, 2019 7:15 am ET

Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
Haiku #66440, by Line of lines
November 20, 2019 10:37 pm ET

No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
Haiku #66439, by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
November 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
Haiku #66438, by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
November 20, 2019 8:27 am ET

If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
Haiku #66437, by of Limited time only
November 19, 2019 11:48 pm ET

November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
Haiku #66436, by Seasonal Charm of New England
November 19, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming
Haiku #66435, by Mc Flesh Toaster of Nunyers
November 19, 2019 5:20 pm ET

Sodomite listen:
the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.
Haiku #66434, by Highness of Anus
November 18, 2019 7:52 am ET

Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
And diarrhea
Haiku #66433, by Newsflash of For immediate release
November 18, 2019 1:52 am ET

Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"
Haiku #66432, by Anonymous Poet
November 17, 2019 10:36 pm ET

You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
Haiku #66431, by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
November 17, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
Haiku #66430, by Finally done wit it
November 17, 2019 12:30 pm ET

Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
Haiku #66429, by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
November 17, 2019 8:10 am ET

This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
Haiku #66428, by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
November 17, 2019 4:26 am ET

James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
Haiku #66427, by df
November 17, 2019 12:26 am ET

Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
Haiku #66426, by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
November 15, 2019 9:40 pm ET

Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
Haiku #66425, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
November 15, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
Haiku #66424, by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
November 15, 2019 4:59 pm ET

Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!
Haiku #66423, by Haiku is a Competitive Sport for Alpha Males Who Dominate Their Inferiors and Surpass all Objectives
November 15, 2019 4:53 pm ET

Tremble before him!
Phillipenis of Haiku:
Dork Lard Figpucker.
Haiku #66422, by He Speaks Tagalog Too
November 15, 2019 4:22 pm ET

Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points
Haiku #66421, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 1:20 pm ET

Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
Orange Paper Tiger
Haiku #66420, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 1:18 pm ET

Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?
Haiku #66419, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 12:38 pm ET

To write a Haiku!
Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.
Haiku #66418, by Out of Gas
November 14, 2019 8:02 pm ET

Undead dead for years
They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat
Haiku #66417, by Voter Fraud
November 14, 2019 2:06 pm ET

Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists
Haiku #66416, by Get Me Another Beer
November 14, 2019 8:24 am ET

Hey you Wong Lofan:
Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!
Haiku #66415, by Central Party of Surveillance
November 14, 2019 7:13 am ET

The whistle blow hard
Is a CIA jive pinko
Liar S.O.B.

Like John Brennan
The Bolshevik Islamic
A bull $hit artist.
Haiku #66414, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 14, 2019 3:45 am ET

The Mexican girl
Told me all her work troubles
Sank into her eyes.

Very bad of Wong
He was not listening good
dreaming of her butt.
Haiku #66413, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 14, 2019 3:36 am ET

I slit Haiku's throat
Then I bathed in her warm blood,
Adoring her corpse.
Haiku #66412, by Miss Conception of Misogyny, Nebraska U.S.A.
November 14, 2019 3:06 am ET

There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
Haiku #66411, by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
November 14, 2019 2:56 am ET

Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
Haiku #66410, by Blue Cheese of Undressing
November 14, 2019 2:51 am ET

She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
Haiku #66409, by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
November 14, 2019 2:43 am ET

Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
Haiku #66408, by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
November 14, 2019 2:19 am ET

My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku #66407, by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET

Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!
Haiku #66406, by Revival Church in the Dell of The Holler
November 13, 2019 9:33 pm ET