Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 152 Days and 70438 Haikus later...

Thankful for longpig
Masturbation -free dining
Not an option here
Haiku # 66485, November 28, 2019 8:08 am ET
by Pleased of Next to my blunderbuss
If you hate Pilgrims
Then vomit up the big meal
and start your shopping.
Haiku # 66484, November 28, 2019 7:03 am ET
by Calvinists created the country everyone now wants a piece of, but you would be too dim to grasp that
Malign Puritans!
Rage against America!
Revise history!
Haiku # 66483, November 28, 2019 6:59 am ET
by New England: Origin of United States
Revile the Pilgrims!
Spew against God and Country!
You know you want to.
Haiku # 66482, November 28, 2019 6:55 am ET
by Noble Savage of Massachusetts
Dad, raping poultry
In - Bird ejaculation
Family gathering
Haiku # 66481, November 28, 2019 1:50 am ET
by Elle Trytophan of Couch
Existential dread
Repetition rituals
Repeat until done
Haiku # 66480, November 27, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Bong the cute Hmong girl
So sweet and lovely its sad
She does not like Wong.
Haiku # 66479, November 27, 2019 3:02 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
At least she answers.
Mine couldn't care less for verse.
She despises it.
Haiku # 66478, November 27, 2019 1:01 pm ET
by Wife of Strife for Life
The dull wife responds.
Answering my bad haiku.
Yes, I hate you too.
Haiku # 66477, November 27, 2019 7:54 am ET
by Evil cunt. of Destroyer of lives.
Black Friday draws near.
Now shut up and buy,buy,buy.
(As TRUMP commands you)
Haiku # 66476, November 27, 2019 7:04 am ET
by Lemmings of Amurrica
Love me some HAIKU !
Bring it on, any old time.
Haiku and beer, bro.
Haiku # 66475, November 27, 2019 5:33 am ET
by Rusty McPherson of Amarillo TX Lone Star State come on over were barbecuin
Red! Gong hee fat choy!
Auspicious omens bring wealth:
burn more hell-money.
Haiku # 66474, November 27, 2019 5:29 am ET
by Amulet Altar of Oracle
Yeah yeah youre NUTS , bud.
What the hell you tryna say?
Ya got a screw loose.
Haiku # 66473, November 27, 2019 5:24 am ET
by Guy wearing gray Dickies with toolbox
Monsters on the streets.
Far more evil than those up
on the silver screen.
Haiku # 66472, November 27, 2019 4:02 am ET
by Enter their brains and feed.
I stepped in some Schiff.
it was a Schiffty thing to do
Dog Schiff on my shoe
Haiku # 66471, November 27, 2019 3:04 am ET
by Hunter Buydem of Spearmint Rhino
Impeach Trump bull chit!
You lose again Commie dolts!
When will you grow up?
Haiku # 66470, November 27, 2019 2:56 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Hideous creatures
Plexaderm scary monsters!
Selling fake face lift

Wow who are you? wow!
You put the bondo on mug!?
Ha ha ha ha YIKES!!
Haiku # 66469, November 27, 2019 2:52 am ET
by Prince Charming of Heast Castle
Catch all devils-
Seal them in the black jade jar-
using peach wood sword-
Haiku # 66468, November 27, 2019 2:44 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Open your third eye.
Evil presence surrounds you.
But what will you do?
Haiku # 66467, November 27, 2019 2:32 am ET
by This universe needs a purge.
When it's all over,
he who has the most blue cheese
is declared winner.
Haiku # 66466, November 27, 2019 2:30 am ET
by df
A meme-specific
Bioweapon comes from space
Vaporizing you
Haiku # 66465, November 26, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime Alpha of Low Earth Orbit
Tallyho, fart boy
Veneer of intelligence
"Clever" camouflage
Haiku # 66464, November 26, 2019 7:03 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Adaptation
Oh Pallas, slay him.
Grey-eyed muse and protector,
Rend him limb from limb.
Haiku # 66463, November 26, 2019 5:37 pm ET
by That Fart Poet, of course
I am blending in
Now, irreverent humor
And then some fart jokes
Haiku # 66462, November 26, 2019 2:05 pm ET
by Cuttlefish
Hail Pastathena:
Thine owl, thy helmeted head,
Thy meatballs in sauce.
Haiku # 66461, November 26, 2019 8:19 am ET
by Dionysos of Apollonium
If I've told you once
I've told you a thousand times
Cunfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku # 66460, November 25, 2019 9:47 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Submit a haiku
badhaiku.com is great
gosh, my third haiku
Haiku # 66459, November 25, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by pastathena of vancouver,canada
This is for skeppy
his fav number is 14
a6d idot
Haiku # 66458, November 25, 2019 5:23 pm ET
by pastathena of vancouver,canada
First in many years
What the heck is wrong with me
Geez time flies by fast
Haiku # 66457, November 25, 2019 5:22 pm ET
by pastathena of vancouver,canada
There once was a man
He had two - TWO!! - penises
That's it: that's the joke
Haiku # 66456, November 24, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by Anomalous Penises of India
Queen Elizabeth
Grunting out a big kaka
Hard act to follow
Haiku # 66455, November 24, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Quivering Asshole of In the vicinity
Do not call pigs pigs.
They prefer "sexy chub yums".
Who ate all my cake?!
Haiku # 66454, November 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by peeled banana
Dear Darth: don't worry.
Your bad haiku forgiven
By the blood of Christ.
Haiku # 66453, November 24, 2019 12:50 pm ET
by Six-armed Goddess of Haiku
I'm having regrets.
Every haiku I've written
should be deleted.
Haiku # 66452, November 24, 2019 1:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of What a horrible person I am.
A chick with six arms.
Simultaneous hand jobs.
Curry afterwards.
Haiku # 66451, November 24, 2019 12:53 am ET
by df of Don't forget the chai tea.
Or for the price of
One six armed woman you could
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Haiku # 66450, November 23, 2019 3:57 pm ET
by They Might Shoot You Though
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Haiku # 66448, November 22, 2019 9:00 am ET
by Jasswini of Delhi
Akashic records:
Love, light, positive vibes, OMMmm...
Whoops. That's Lucifer!
Haiku # 66447, November 22, 2019 7:53 am ET
by Fatal Errors of the New Age
Chickens in the coop
Peck peck peck peck peck peck Poop
Chickens in the coop
Haiku # 66446, November 22, 2019 4:15 am ET
by Bawk bawk bawk of Begaw
Chocolate mousse kaka
I'm not having any luck
Choking this shit down
Haiku # 66445, November 22, 2019 4:09 am ET
by The Gorger of Restroom
The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't
Haiku # 66444, November 21, 2019 4:43 pm ET
by Dear Bad Haiku
A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody
Haiku # 66443, November 21, 2019 4:29 pm ET
by If Howdy Doody Hung Out With Ed Buck
Talkin' bout that UNH !
Git all up on it, nome sain?
Git y'all some PUSSY.
Haiku # 66442, November 21, 2019 10:21 am ET
by Patron, Tutor and Benefactor of the Grand Old Duke of York
Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
Haiku # 66441, November 21, 2019 7:15 am ET
by Imitation of Flattery
Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
Haiku # 66440, November 20, 2019 10:37 pm ET
by Line of lines
No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
Haiku # 66439, November 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
Haiku # 66438, November 20, 2019 8:27 am ET
by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
Haiku # 66437, November 19, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by youporn.com of Limited time only
November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
Haiku # 66436, November 19, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Seasonal Charm of New England
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