Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 163 Days and 77044 Haiku later...

There once was a man
He had two - TWO!! - penises
That's it: that's the joke
Haiku # 66456, November 24, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by Anomalous Penises of India
Queen Elizabeth
Grunting out a big kaka
Hard act to follow
Haiku # 66455, November 24, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Quivering Asshole of In the vicinity
Do not call pigs pigs.
They prefer "sexy chub yums".
Who ate all my cake?!
Haiku # 66454, November 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by peeled banana
Dear Darth: don't worry.
Your bad haiku forgiven
By the blood of Christ.
Haiku # 66453, November 24, 2019 12:50 pm ET
by Six-armed Goddess of Haiku
I'm having regrets.
Every haiku I've written
should be deleted.
Haiku # 66452, November 24, 2019 1:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of What a horrible person I am.
A chick with six arms.
Simultaneous hand jobs.
Curry afterwards.
Haiku # 66451, November 24, 2019 12:53 am ET
by df of Don't forget the chai tea.
Or for the price of
One six armed woman you could
Get six armed women
Haiku # 66450, November 23, 2019 3:57 pm ET
by They Might Shoot You Though
Listen Jasswini:
I really need an escort.
Six armed woman. Thanks.
Haiku # 66449, November 22, 2019 10:34 am ET
by Do I pay in Rupees or Dollars?
Haiku # 66448, November 22, 2019 9:00 am ET
by Jasswini of Delhi
Akashic records:
Love, light, positive vibes, OMMmm...
Whoops. That's Lucifer!
Haiku # 66447, November 22, 2019 7:53 am ET
by Fatal Errors of the New Age
Chickens in the coop
Peck peck peck peck peck peck Poop
Chickens in the coop
Haiku # 66446, November 22, 2019 4:15 am ET
by Bawk bawk bawk of Begaw
Chocolate mousse kaka
I'm not having any luck
Choking this shit down
Haiku # 66445, November 22, 2019 4:09 am ET
by The Gorger of Restroom
The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't
Haiku # 66444, November 21, 2019 4:43 pm ET
by Dear Bad Haiku
A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody
Haiku # 66443, November 21, 2019 4:29 pm ET
by If Howdy Doody Hung Out With Ed Buck
Talkin' bout that UNH !
Git all up on it, nome sain?
Git y'all some PUSSY.
Haiku # 66442, November 21, 2019 10:21 am ET
by Patron, Tutor and Benefactor of the Grand Old Duke of York
Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
Haiku # 66441, November 21, 2019 7:15 am ET
by Imitation of Flattery
Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
Haiku # 66440, November 20, 2019 10:37 pm ET
by Line of lines
No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
Haiku # 66439, November 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
Haiku # 66438, November 20, 2019 8:27 am ET
by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
Haiku # 66437, November 19, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by of Limited time only
November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
Haiku # 66436, November 19, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Seasonal Charm of New England
Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming
Haiku # 66435, November 19, 2019 5:20 pm ET
by Mc Flesh Toaster of Nunyers
Sodomite listen:
the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.
Haiku # 66434, November 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Highness of Anus
Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
And diarrhea
Haiku # 66433, November 18, 2019 1:52 am ET
by Newsflash of For immediate release
Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"
Haiku # 66432, November 17, 2019 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
Haiku # 66431, November 17, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
Haiku # 66430, November 17, 2019 12:30 pm ET
by Finally done wit it
Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
Haiku # 66429, November 17, 2019 8:10 am ET
by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
Haiku # 66428, November 17, 2019 4:26 am ET
by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
Haiku # 66427, November 17, 2019 12:26 am ET
by df
Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
Haiku # 66426, November 15, 2019 9:40 pm ET
by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
Haiku # 66425, November 15, 2019 7:55 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
Haiku # 66424, November 15, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!
Haiku # 66423, November 15, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by Haiku is a Competitive Sport for Alpha Males Who Dominate Their Inferiors and Surpass all Objectives
Tremble before him!
Phillipenis of Haiku:
Dork Lard Figpucker.
Haiku # 66422, November 15, 2019 4:22 pm ET
by He Speaks Tagalog Too
Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points
Haiku # 66421, November 15, 2019 1:20 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
Orange Paper Tiger
Haiku # 66420, November 15, 2019 1:18 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?
Haiku # 66419, November 15, 2019 12:38 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
To write a Haiku!
Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.
Haiku # 66418, November 14, 2019 8:02 pm ET
by Out of Gas
Undead dead for years
They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat
Haiku # 66417, November 14, 2019 2:06 pm ET
by Voter Fraud
Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists
Haiku # 66416, November 14, 2019 8:24 am ET
by Get Me Another Beer
Hey you Wong Lofan:
Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!
Haiku # 66415, November 14, 2019 7:13 am ET
by Central Party of Surveillance
The whistle blow hard
Is a CIA jive pinko
Liar S.O.B.

Like John Brennan
The Bolshevik Islamic
A bull $hit artist.
Haiku # 66414, November 14, 2019 3:45 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Mexican girl
Told me all her work troubles
Sank into her eyes.

Very bad of Wong
He was not listening good
dreaming of her butt.
Haiku # 66413, November 14, 2019 3:36 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I slit Haiku's throat
Then I bathed in her warm blood,
Adoring her corpse.
Haiku # 66412, November 14, 2019 3:06 am ET
by Miss Conception of Misogyny, Nebraska U.S.A.
There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
Haiku # 66411, November 14, 2019 2:56 am ET
by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
Haiku # 66410, November 14, 2019 2:51 am ET
by Blue Cheese of Undressing
She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
Haiku # 66409, November 14, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
Haiku # 66408, November 14, 2019 2:19 am ET
by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku # 66407, November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET
by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
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