BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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350 Days
68534 Haikus
Yeah yeah youre NUTS , bud.
What the hell you tryna say?
Ya got a screw loose.
Haiku #66473, by Guy wearing gray Dickies with toolbox
November 27, 2019 5:24 am ET

Monsters on the streets.
Far more evil than those up
on the silver screen.
Haiku #66472, by Enter their brains and feed.
November 27, 2019 4:02 am ET

I stepped in some Schiff.
it was a Schiffty thing to do
Dog Schiff on my shoe
Haiku #66471, by Hunter Buydem of Spearmint Rhino
November 27, 2019 3:04 am ET

Impeach Trump bull chit!
You lose again Commie dolts!
When will you grow up?
Haiku #66470, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 27, 2019 2:56 am ET

Hideous creatures
Plexaderm scary monsters!
Selling fake face lift

Wow who are you? wow!
You put the bondo on mug!?
Ha ha ha ha YIKES!!
Haiku #66469, by Prince Charming of Heast Castle
November 27, 2019 2:52 am ET

Catch all devils-
Seal them in the black jade jar-
using peach wood sword-
Haiku #66468, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 27, 2019 2:44 am ET

Open your third eye.
Evil presence surrounds you.
But what will you do?
Haiku #66467, by This universe needs a purge.
November 27, 2019 2:32 am ET

When it's all over,
he who has the most blue cheese
is declared winner.
Haiku #66466, by df
November 27, 2019 2:30 am ET

A meme-specific
Bioweapon comes from space
Vaporizing you
Haiku #66465, by Cuttlefish Prime Alpha of Low Earth Orbit
November 26, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Tallyho, fart boy
Veneer of intelligence
"Clever" camouflage
Haiku #66464, by Cuttlefish Prime of Adaptation
November 26, 2019 7:03 pm ET

Oh Pallas, slay him.
Grey-eyed muse and protector,
Rend him limb from limb.
Haiku #66463, by That Fart Poet, of course
November 26, 2019 5:37 pm ET

I am blending in
Now, irreverent humor
And then some fart jokes
Haiku #66462, by Cuttlefish
November 26, 2019 2:05 pm ET

Hail Pastathena:
Thine owl, thy helmeted head,
Thy meatballs in sauce.
Haiku #66461, by Dionysos of Apollonium
November 26, 2019 8:19 am ET

If I've told you once
I've told you a thousand times
Cunfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku #66460, by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
November 25, 2019 9:47 pm ET

Submit a haiku is great
gosh, my third haiku
Haiku #66459, by pastathena of vancouver,canada
November 25, 2019 5:24 pm ET

This is for skeppy
his fav number is 14
a6d idot
Haiku #66458, by pastathena of vancouver,canada
November 25, 2019 5:23 pm ET

First in many years
What the heck is wrong with me
Geez time flies by fast
Haiku #66457, by pastathena of vancouver,canada
November 25, 2019 5:22 pm ET

There once was a man
He had two - TWO!! - penises
That's it: that's the joke
Haiku #66456, by Anomalous Penises of India
November 24, 2019 8:51 pm ET

Queen Elizabeth
Grunting out a big kaka
Hard act to follow
Haiku #66455, by Quivering Asshole of In the vicinity
November 24, 2019 7:18 pm ET

Do not call pigs pigs.
They prefer "sexy chub yums".
Who ate all my cake?!
Haiku #66454, by peeled banana
November 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Dear Darth: don't worry.
Your bad haiku forgiven
By the blood of Christ.
Haiku #66453, by Six-armed Goddess of Haiku
November 24, 2019 12:50 pm ET

I'm having regrets.
Every haiku I've written
should be deleted.
Haiku #66452, by Darth Figpucker of What a horrible person I am.
November 24, 2019 1:09 am ET

A chick with six arms.
Simultaneous hand jobs.
Curry afterwards.
Haiku #66451, by df of Don't forget the chai tea.
November 24, 2019 12:53 am ET

Or for the price of
One six armed woman you could
Get six armed women
Haiku #66450, by They Might Shoot You Though
November 23, 2019 3:57 pm ET

Listen Jasswini:
I really need an escort.
Six armed woman. Thanks.
Haiku #66449, by Do I pay in Rupees or Dollars?
November 22, 2019 10:34 am ET
Haiku #66448, by Jasswini of Delhi
November 22, 2019 9:00 am ET

Akashic records:
Love, light, positive vibes, OMMmm...
Whoops. That's Lucifer!
Haiku #66447, by Fatal Errors of the New Age
November 22, 2019 7:53 am ET

Chickens in the coop
Peck peck peck peck peck peck Poop
Chickens in the coop
Haiku #66446, by Bawk bawk bawk of Begaw
November 22, 2019 4:15 am ET

Chocolate mousse kaka
I'm not having any luck
Choking this shit down
Haiku #66445, by The Gorger of Restroom
November 22, 2019 4:09 am ET

The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't
Haiku #66444, by Dear Bad Haiku
November 21, 2019 4:43 pm ET

A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody
Haiku #66443, by If Howdy Doody Hung Out With Ed Buck
November 21, 2019 4:29 pm ET

Talkin' bout that UNH !
Git all up on it, nome sain?
Git y'all some PUSSY.
Haiku #66442, by Patron, Tutor and Benefactor of the Grand Old Duke of York
November 21, 2019 10:21 am ET

Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
Haiku #66441, by Imitation of Flattery
November 21, 2019 7:15 am ET

Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
Haiku #66440, by Line of lines
November 20, 2019 10:37 pm ET

No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
Haiku #66439, by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
November 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
Haiku #66438, by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
November 20, 2019 8:27 am ET

If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
Haiku #66437, by of Limited time only
November 19, 2019 11:48 pm ET

November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
Haiku #66436, by Seasonal Charm of New England
November 19, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming
Haiku #66435, by Mc Flesh Toaster of Nunyers
November 19, 2019 5:20 pm ET

Sodomite listen:
the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.
Haiku #66434, by Highness of Anus
November 18, 2019 7:52 am ET

Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
And diarrhea
Haiku #66433, by Newsflash of For immediate release
November 18, 2019 1:52 am ET

Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"
Haiku #66432, by Anonymous Poet
November 17, 2019 10:36 pm ET

You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
Haiku #66431, by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
November 17, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
Haiku #66430, by Finally done wit it
November 17, 2019 12:30 pm ET

Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
Haiku #66429, by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
November 17, 2019 8:10 am ET

This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
Haiku #66428, by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
November 17, 2019 4:26 am ET

James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
Haiku #66427, by df
November 17, 2019 12:26 am ET

Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
Haiku #66426, by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
November 15, 2019 9:40 pm ET

Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
Haiku #66425, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
November 15, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
Haiku #66424, by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
November 15, 2019 4:59 pm ET