BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
16 Days
68939 Haikus
Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku #66551, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET

Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku #66550, by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku #66549, by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...

Haiku #66548, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their

Tax returns
Haiku #66547, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for

Investment funds
Haiku #66546, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET

Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...

Haiku #66545, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET

Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku #66544, by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET

You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku #66543, by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET

Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku #66542, by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET

Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku #66541, by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET

You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku #66540, by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET

Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku #66539, by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET

I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku #66538, by Mundane
December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku #66537, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku #66536, by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET

Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku #66535, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET

By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku #66534, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET

True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku #66533, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku #66532, by David Ben David of Zion
December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET

united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku #66531, by vhs
December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET

Haiku #66530, by Aggravated Motorists
December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET

Haiku #66529, by Clowns
December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET

Haiku #66528, by Geese
December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET

Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku #66527, by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku #66526, by Mike Pence of Hell
December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET

All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku #66525, by But it's better than Twitter
December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET

Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku #66524, by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET

Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku #66523, by Stop the Projection Machine
December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET

It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku #66522, by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET

Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku #66521, by Anonymous Poet
December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET

Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku #66520, by Helter Stelter
December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET

what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku #66519, by vhs of kitchens all over
December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET

Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku #66518, by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET

Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku #66517, by Captain Quirk
December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET

Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku #66516, by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku #66515, by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET

Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku #66514, by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET

A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku #66513, by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET

This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku #66512, by Lock him up
December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET

Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku #66511, by Silence Unto Death
December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET

Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku #66510, by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku #66509, by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET

Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku #66508, by But Their Verse Sucks
December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET

What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku #66507, by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET

Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku #66506, by Roger Stone
December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET

Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
Haiku #66505, by President Donald J Trump of White House
December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET

Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku #66504, by Poetic Robot
December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET

Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku #66503, by Anonymous Poet
December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET

Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku #66502, by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET