Petty man insults
Pointless: above you
Haiku #66499, by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
Haiku #66498, by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
Haiku #66497, by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
Haiku #66496, by Orange Man Pretty Great November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
Haiku #66495, by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku #66494, by df of Some might even say art.... fart art. November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku #66493, by df of God, set me free!!!!! November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Haiku #66492, by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET