Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 25 Days and 74192 Haikus later...

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku # 66537, December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536, December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535, December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534, December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533, December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532, December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531, December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 66530, December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
Haiku # 66529, December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
Haiku # 66528, December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527, December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku # 66526, December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku # 66525, December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku # 66524, December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku # 66523, December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku # 66522, December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku # 66521, December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku # 66520, December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku # 66519, December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku # 66518, December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku # 66517, December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Captain Quirk
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku # 66516, December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku # 66515, December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku # 66514, December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku # 66513, December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku # 66512, December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET
by Lock him up
Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku # 66511, December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku # 66510, December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku # 66509, December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku # 66508, December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku # 66507, December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku # 66506, December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
Haiku # 66505, December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku # 66504, December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET
by Poetic Robot
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku # 66503, December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku # 66502, December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET
by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
Haiku # 66501, November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Mr. Brown of Back door
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
Haiku # 66500, November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Fu of Manchu
Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
Haiku # 66499, November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
Haiku # 66498, November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
Haiku # 66497, November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET
by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
Haiku # 66496, November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET
by Orange Man Pretty Great
Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
Haiku # 66495, November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET
by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku # 66494, November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET
by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku # 66493, November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET
by df of God, set me free!!!!!
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Haiku # 66492, November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
Haiku # 66491, November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
Haiku # 66490, November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET
by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
Haiku # 66489, November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
Haiku # 66488, November 28, 2019 7:43 pm ET
by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place
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