Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
by vhs
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by Aggravated Motorists
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by Clowns
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by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
by Captain Quirk
Proletarians
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
by Lock him up
Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
by Poetic Robot
CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
by Anonymous Poet
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
by Mr. Brown of Back door
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
by Fu of Manchu
Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
by Orange Man Pretty Great
Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
by df of God, set me free!!!!!
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Amen
by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place
Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?
Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!
Democrats burning
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Puritan i jest.
And predestined were the "saints".
to burn witches here.
by vhs
Thankful for longpig
Masturbation -free dining
Not an option here
by Pleased of Next to my blunderbuss
If you hate Pilgrims
Then vomit up the big meal
and start your shopping.
by Calvinists created the country everyone now wants a piece of, but you would be too dim to grasp that
Malign Puritans!
Rage against America!
Revise history!
by New England: Origin of United States
