BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
13 Days
68908 Haikus
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku #66538, by Mundane
December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku #66537, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku #66536, by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET

Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku #66535, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET

By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku #66534, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET

True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku #66533, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku #66532, by David Ben David of Zion
December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET

united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku #66531, by vhs
December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET

Haiku #66530, by Aggravated Motorists
December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET

Haiku #66529, by Clowns
December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET

Haiku #66528, by Geese
December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET

Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku #66527, by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku #66526, by Mike Pence of Hell
December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET

All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku #66525, by But it's better than Twitter
December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET

Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku #66524, by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET

Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku #66523, by Stop the Projection Machine
December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET

It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku #66522, by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET

Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku #66521, by Anonymous Poet
December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET

Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku #66520, by Helter Stelter
December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET

what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku #66519, by vhs of kitchens all over
December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET

Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku #66518, by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET

Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku #66517, by Captain Quirk
December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET

Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku #66516, by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku #66515, by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET

Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku #66514, by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET

A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku #66513, by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET

This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku #66512, by Lock him up
December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET

Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku #66511, by Silence Unto Death
December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET

Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku #66510, by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku #66509, by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET

Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku #66508, by But Their Verse Sucks
December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET

What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku #66507, by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET

Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku #66506, by Roger Stone
December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET

Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
Haiku #66505, by President Donald J Trump of White House
December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET

Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku #66504, by Poetic Robot
December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET

Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku #66503, by Anonymous Poet
December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET

Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku #66502, by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET

Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
Haiku #66501, by Mr. Brown of Back door
November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET

Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
Haiku #66500, by Fu of Manchu
November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET

Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
Haiku #66499, by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET

Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
Haiku #66498, by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET

Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
Haiku #66497, by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
Haiku #66496, by Orange Man Pretty Great
November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET

Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
Haiku #66495, by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET

Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku #66494, by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET

My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku #66493, by df of God, set me free!!!!!
November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET

On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Haiku #66492, by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
Haiku #66491, by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET

Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
Haiku #66490, by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET

I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
Haiku #66489, by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET