Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku # 66549 December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET
by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku # 66548 December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku # 66547 December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku # 66546 December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku # 66545 December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku # 66544 December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET
by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku # 66543 December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET
by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku # 66542 December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET
by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku # 66541 December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET
by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku # 66540 December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET
by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku # 66539 December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET
by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku # 66538 December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Mundane
vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku # 66537 December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536 December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535 December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534 December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533 December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532 December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531 December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66530 December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66529 December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66528 December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527 December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku # 66526 December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku # 66525 December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku # 66524 December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku # 66523 December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku # 66522 December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku # 66521 December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku # 66520 December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku # 66519 December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku # 66518 December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku # 66517 December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Captain Quirk
Proletarians
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku # 66516 December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku # 66515 December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku # 66514 December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku # 66513 December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku # 66512 December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET
by Lock him up
Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku # 66511 December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku # 66510 December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku # 66509 December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku # 66508 December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku # 66507 December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku # 66506 December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe
Haiku # 66505 December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku # 66504 December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET
by Poetic Robot
CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku # 66503 December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku # 66502 December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET
by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
Haiku # 66501 November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Mr. Brown of Back door
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
Haiku # 66500 November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Fu of Manchu
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