Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 341 Days and 72827 Haikus later...

HOW DARE YOU
I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL
ACROSS THE OCEAN
NOT WRITING BAD HAIKU
Haiku # 66576, December 14, 2019 9:56 pm ET
by Greta Thunberg of Sverige
Lil Greta earth-girl,
Scowling scolding Swedish brat:
warming's where it's AT.
Haiku # 66575, December 13, 2019 11:26 am ET
by Sven Sverige of The Win on Warmin'
Lil grumpy Greta
Is the person of the year?
Not Hongkie Rebels?

Honkies fight slavers
Red Communist SOB's
Damn near to the death

As little Greta
Fly's in on a giant airplane
And blasts out carbon

That's pretty funny
The kid just hollers damn loud
and pulls a grimace.
Haiku # 66574, December 13, 2019 5:41 am ET
by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ
Well now Democrats
Your impeachment gone to Schifft
All your base now ours.

Is it possible?
For you to get more stupid?
have to wait and see.
Haiku # 66573, December 13, 2019 5:16 am ET
by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ.
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Haiku # 66572, December 13, 2019 12:24 am ET
by Professional Boxer of I forget but I like to eat crayons and see what color my poop will be
I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.
Haiku # 66571, December 12, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by DRR of I guess it rains down in Aaaaafrica. Ebola Cola.
Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.
Haiku # 66570, December 12, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by Darth Rhinoraper of Prepping for debauchery.
If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.
Haiku # 66569, December 12, 2019 9:28 pm ET
by Darth Rhinoraper. of Gazelles are tight!
Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
Haiku # 66568, December 12, 2019 8:55 am ET
by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:

News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
Haiku # 66567, December 12, 2019 7:57 am ET
by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
Haiku # 66566, December 12, 2019 7:35 am ET
by Ben Dover of London
My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?
Haiku # 66565, December 12, 2019 7:33 am ET
by Mike Pence of Washington
When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
Haiku # 66564, December 12, 2019 4:34 am ET
by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down

Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45

But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead

Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.

Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
Haiku # 66563, December 12, 2019 3:10 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
Haiku # 66562, December 11, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
Haiku # 66561, December 11, 2019 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
Haiku # 66560, December 11, 2019 10:54 pm ET
by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
Haiku # 66559, December 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by You Reap What You Sow
Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
Haiku # 66558, December 11, 2019 8:03 pm ET
by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
Haiku # 66557, December 10, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
Haiku # 66556, December 10, 2019 7:13 pm ET
by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
Haiku # 66555, December 10, 2019 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
Haiku # 66554, December 10, 2019 2:49 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
Haiku # 66553, December 10, 2019 2:47 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku # 66552, December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku # 66551, December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku # 66550, December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku # 66549, December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET
by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku # 66548, December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku # 66547, December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku # 66546, December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku # 66545, December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku # 66544, December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET
by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku # 66543, December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET
by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku # 66542, December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET
by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku # 66541, December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET
by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku # 66540, December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET
by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku # 66539, December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET
by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku # 66538, December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Mundane
vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku # 66537, December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536, December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535, December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534, December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533, December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532, December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531, December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 66530, December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
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Haiku # 66529, December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
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Haiku # 66528, December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527, December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
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