Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
by Ben Dover of Memphis
I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
by Anonymous Poet
To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
by Line of lines
many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
by ash
staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
by ash
Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
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by kittyCip of Russia
Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
by Spot the Bot
Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
by Mr. Staircase
Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
by Mr. Staircase
Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
by Mr. Staircase
I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
by Mr. Staircase
Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read
by Mr. Staircase
Time to spend money
Things you need and don't need, too
Nonchalant humans
by Mr. Staircase
She turned into scarves
Made of red disappointment
Ate my eyeballs, too
by Mr. Staircase
NSA program
Zombie chicken speaking French
$12 billion
by Mr. Staircase
Confusing steamboat
Stubborn children levitate
1892
by Mr. Staircase
Three hot sauce nightmares
Mountains of mice exploded
Aggravating shoes
by Mr. Staircase
in this case i note
the cynicism that i
left behind behind...
by vhs
Satan and Santa
They were buddies back in school
Each took his own path
by Anonymous Poet
God, I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
by DRR of oldie but a baddie.
Christmas without Christ
The religion of shopping
SInners fake goodwill
by Consumerism of the Masses
fatty christmas roast
it's not santa gertrudis
ho ho ho right in
by ash
Xmas wish list mandatory party punch reindeer venison St. Nick joined Zumba (C) workshop Krampus did your wife in a cheap hotel. How could you not know?
by DRR
Imitate Jolie:
Proactive masectomy;
Stay abreast of things.
by Hollyweird Knows What's Up
CO2 levels
Damn dinosaurs and their cars
How fucking DARE you
by Gretasaurus Thunbergius of Pangaea
what if we could be
like angelina jolly ?
'tis the season too
by ash
the planet is hot
it's a capitalist plot
but greta is not
agreeing with this
because something is amiss
stop taking the piss
fiddle while we burn
because there's nothing to learn
from the taciturn
by ash of burning bush
I wait for haiku.
But you don't write anything.
So go hang yourself.
by Poetes Maudits of Gender-based Languages
my hipster lament
reading email in cafe
coffee is now cold
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
Christmas carols, joy,
The divine light of Jesus...
now shut up and BUY.
by Guy from holiday car commercial
Now, back to Greta:
Shame on you. Oh, how DARE you
make that nasty face.
by The Sky is Falling of Chicken Little
Eh, don't call me that.
Even you are mocking me
And abusing, eh.
by Kunta Kinte of White Privilege
After meating you
I would like to eating you.
Signed: nerdy tech guy.
by German "Frankie" of that weird Dark Web story
Doing a rhino
Ain't as easy as it sounds.
They can drink a LOT.
Once drunk, they let go.
The proverbial wildcat.
I mean all night long.
by DRR of Take notes, Kunta Kinte.
Trichinosis types
Haikus for you: worms pull strings
Attaching limbs, brain
by 137 Degrees Fahrenheit
Jihadi surprise:
Get 72 virgins
All Gilbert Gottfried
by Anonymous Poet
Divorcing the pig.
Looking for a good rhino.
One that smashes things.
by DRR of Tranquilizer gun not needed.
A truly vile place
Swarming with smug liberals
Virtue-signaling
by Hell, of course
Bring it ON, you bots
Write something about Greta
(That scowling meatball)
by Pippi Longstockingholm Syndrome of "How DARE you".
Bots suck at poetry.
They write boring Haiku too.
They have no humor.
by Some Humans Resemble Bots
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by OPTIMIST PRIME of PROOF OF HUMANITY REQUIREMENT IS RACIST
Greta Thunberg died,
Went to heaven and told them:
You should be ASHAMED.
by Nasty Scowling Little Twit of the Progressive North
i wonder if i got
more people here people might
actually use this
by vhs
New movie project-
About Greta the screecher-
No its not a joke-
She wanders around
Hollering "how dare you" loud!
all over the world!
Earth ends in eight years!
That is what weird Greta says!
I mean bellows out
Sure to be a hit!
Teenage girl points her finger
At adults and bitches!
by Don't go to school of earth ends in eight years
Grumpy lil Greta
Grouchy earth-actvist elf
Kicked out by Santa
by Santa of Satan
Christmastime: Sweden
Thunbergs didn't get pony
Greta: "HOW DARE YOU
by You've Stolen My Dreams of I Should Be Outside Riding a Pony
That scowl: "how DARE you."
The breathy troubled-girl-tone.
It still makes me cringe.
by Cover of Time
UN berated
By Swedish teen: an oddly
Specific fetish
by Innocent Bystander
A hillside at night
Man, lady turn into trees...
Ain't seen that before
by Etz
