God, I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
by DRR of oldie but a baddie.
Christmas without Christ
The religion of shopping
SInners fake goodwill
by Consumerism of the Masses
fatty christmas roast
it's not santa gertrudis
ho ho ho right in
by ash
Xmas wish list mandatory party punch reindeer venison St. Nick joined Zumba (C) workshop Krampus did your wife in a cheap hotel. How could you not know?
by DRR
Imitate Jolie:
Proactive masectomy;
Stay abreast of things.
by Hollyweird Knows What's Up
CO2 levels
Damn dinosaurs and their cars
How fucking DARE you
by Gretasaurus Thunbergius of Pangaea
what if we could be
like angelina jolly ?
'tis the season too
by ash
the planet is hot
it's a capitalist plot
but greta is not
agreeing with this
because something is amiss
stop taking the piss
fiddle while we burn
because there's nothing to learn
from the taciturn
by ash of burning bush
I wait for haiku.
But you don't write anything.
So go hang yourself.
by Poetes Maudits of Gender-based Languages
my hipster lament
reading email in cafe
coffee is now cold
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
Christmas carols, joy,
The divine light of Jesus...
now shut up and BUY.
by Guy from holiday car commercial
Now, back to Greta:
Shame on you. Oh, how DARE you
make that nasty face.
by The Sky is Falling of Chicken Little
Eh, don't call me that.
Even you are mocking me
And abusing, eh.
by Kunta Kinte of White Privilege
After meating you
I would like to eating you.
Signed: nerdy tech guy.
by German "Frankie" of that weird Dark Web story
Doing a rhino
Ain't as easy as it sounds.
They can drink a LOT.
Once drunk, they let go.
The proverbial wildcat.
I mean all night long.
by DRR of Take notes, Kunta Kinte.
Trichinosis types
Haikus for you: worms pull strings
Attaching limbs, brain
by 137 Degrees Fahrenheit
Jihadi surprise:
Get 72 virgins
All Gilbert Gottfried
by Anonymous Poet
Divorcing the pig.
Looking for a good rhino.
One that smashes things.
by DRR of Tranquilizer gun not needed.
A truly vile place
Swarming with smug liberals
Virtue-signaling
by Hell, of course
Bring it ON, you bots
Write something about Greta
(That scowling meatball)
by Pippi Longstockingholm Syndrome of "How DARE you".
Bots suck at poetry.
They write boring Haiku too.
They have no humor.
by Some Humans Resemble Bots
PROOF HUMANITY
IS DEHUMANIZING: AUTO-
-BOTS ASSEMBLE!
by OPTIMIST PRIME of PROOF OF HUMANITY REQUIREMENT IS RACIST
Greta Thunberg died,
Went to heaven and told them:
You should be ASHAMED.
by Nasty Scowling Little Twit of the Progressive North
i wonder if i got
more people here people might
actually use this
by vhs
New movie project-
About Greta the screecher-
No its not a joke-
She wanders around
Hollering "how dare you" loud!
all over the world!
Earth ends in eight years!
That is what weird Greta says!
I mean bellows out
Sure to be a hit!
Teenage girl points her finger
At adults and bitches!
by Don't go to school of earth ends in eight years
Grumpy lil Greta
Grouchy earth-actvist elf
Kicked out by Santa
by Santa of Satan
Christmastime: Sweden
Thunbergs didn't get pony
Greta: "HOW DARE YOU
by You've Stolen My Dreams of I Should Be Outside Riding a Pony
That scowl: "how DARE you."
The breathy troubled-girl-tone.
It still makes me cringe.
by Cover of Time
UN berated
By Swedish teen: an oddly
Specific fetish
by Innocent Bystander
A hillside at night
Man, lady turn into trees...
Ain't seen that before
by Etz
HOW DARE YOU
I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL
ACROSS THE OCEAN
NOT WRITING BAD HAIKU
by Greta Thunberg of Sverige
Lil Greta earth-girl,
Scowling scolding Swedish brat:
warming's where it's AT.
by Sven Sverige of The Win on Warmin'
Lil grumpy Greta
Is the person of the year?
Not Hongkie Rebels?
Honkies fight slavers
Red Communist SOB's
Damn near to the death
As little Greta
Fly's in on a giant airplane
And blasts out carbon
That's pretty funny
The kid just hollers damn loud
and pulls a grimace.
by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ
Well now Democrats
Your impeachment gone to Schifft
All your base now ours.
Is it possible?
For you to get more stupid?
have to wait and see.
by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ.
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by Professional Boxer of I forget but I like to eat crayons and see what color my poop will be
I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.
by DRR of I guess it rains down in Aaaaafrica. Ebola Cola.
Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.
by Darth Rhinoraper of Prepping for debauchery.
If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.
On marijuana.
by Darth Rhinoraper. of Gazelles are tight!
Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:
News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
by Ben Dover of London
My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?
by Mike Pence of Washington
When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down
Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45
But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead
Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.
Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
by Anonymous Poet
2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
by Anonymous Poet
Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
by You Reap What You Sow
Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
