Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 338 Days and 72686 Haikus later...

I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.
Haiku # 66571, December 12, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by DRR of I guess it rains down in Aaaaafrica. Ebola Cola.
Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.
Haiku # 66570, December 12, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by Darth Rhinoraper of Prepping for debauchery.
If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.
Haiku # 66569, December 12, 2019 9:28 pm ET
by Darth Rhinoraper. of Gazelles are tight!
Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
Haiku # 66568, December 12, 2019 8:55 am ET
by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:

News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
Haiku # 66567, December 12, 2019 7:57 am ET
by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
Haiku # 66566, December 12, 2019 7:35 am ET
by Ben Dover of London
My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
Haiku # 66565, December 12, 2019 7:33 am ET
by Mike Pence of Washington
When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
Haiku # 66564, December 12, 2019 4:34 am ET
by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down

Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45

But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead

Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.

Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
Haiku # 66563, December 12, 2019 3:10 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
Haiku # 66562, December 11, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
Haiku # 66561, December 11, 2019 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
Haiku # 66560, December 11, 2019 10:54 pm ET
by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
Haiku # 66559, December 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by You Reap What You Sow
Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
Haiku # 66558, December 11, 2019 8:03 pm ET
by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
Haiku # 66557, December 10, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
Haiku # 66556, December 10, 2019 7:13 pm ET
by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
Haiku # 66555, December 10, 2019 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
Haiku # 66554, December 10, 2019 2:49 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
Haiku # 66553, December 10, 2019 2:47 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku # 66552, December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku # 66551, December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku # 66550, December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku # 66549, December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET
by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...

Haiku # 66548, December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their

Tax returns
Haiku # 66547, December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for

Investment funds
Haiku # 66546, December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...

Haiku # 66545, December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku # 66544, December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET
by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku # 66543, December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET
by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku # 66542, December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET
by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku # 66541, December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET
by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku # 66540, December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET
by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku # 66539, December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET
by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku # 66538, December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Mundane
vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku # 66537, December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536, December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535, December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534, December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533, December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532, December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531, December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 66530, December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
Haiku # 66529, December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
Haiku # 66528, December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527, December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku # 66526, December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku # 66525, December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku # 66524, December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku # 66523, December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku # 66522, December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
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