Well now Democrats
Your impeachment gone to Schifft
All your base now ours.

Is it possible?
For you to get more stupid?
have to wait and see.

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I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.

Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.

If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.

Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."

I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:

News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!

The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy

My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?

When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!

Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down

Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45

But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead

Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.

Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!

it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now

2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit

Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple

You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple

Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass

Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.

Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again

Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.

Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.

Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.

No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads

Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit

Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.

Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card

Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego

Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns

Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds

Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging

Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.

You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend

Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku

Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing

You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool

Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.

I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays

Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped

Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?

By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ

True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed

Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss

united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now

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Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.

Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime

All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.

Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion