BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68533 Haikus
later...
Lil grumpy Greta
Is the person of the year?
Not Hongkie Rebels?

Honkies fight slavers
Red Communist SOB's
Damn near to the death

As little Greta
Fly's in on a giant airplane
And blasts out carbon

That's pretty funny
The kid just hollers damn loud
and pulls a grimace.
Haiku #66574, by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ
December 13, 2019 5:41 am ET

Well now Democrats
Your impeachment gone to Schifft
All your base now ours.

Is it possible?
For you to get more stupid?
have to wait and see.
Haiku #66573, by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ.
December 13, 2019 5:16 am ET

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Haiku #66572, by Professional Boxer of I forget but I like to eat crayons and see what color my poop will be
December 13, 2019 12:24 am ET

I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.
Haiku #66571, by DRR of I guess it rains down in Aaaaafrica. Ebola Cola.
December 12, 2019 9:43 pm ET

Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.
Haiku #66570, by Darth Rhinoraper of Prepping for debauchery.
December 12, 2019 9:32 pm ET

If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.
Haiku #66569, by Darth Rhinoraper. of Gazelles are tight!
December 12, 2019 9:28 pm ET

Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
Haiku #66568, by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
December 12, 2019 8:55 am ET

I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:

News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
Haiku #66567, by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
December 12, 2019 7:57 am ET

The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
Haiku #66566, by Ben Dover of London
December 12, 2019 7:35 am ET

My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?
Haiku #66565, by Mike Pence of Washington
December 12, 2019 7:33 am ET

When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
Haiku #66564, by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
December 12, 2019 4:34 am ET

Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down

Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45

But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead

Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.

Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
Haiku #66563, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
December 12, 2019 3:10 am ET

it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
Haiku #66562, by Anonymous Poet
December 11, 2019 11:20 pm ET

2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
Haiku #66561, by Anonymous Poet
December 11, 2019 11:19 pm ET

Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
Haiku #66560, by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
December 11, 2019 10:54 pm ET

You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
Haiku #66559, by You Reap What You Sow
December 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET

Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
Haiku #66558, by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
December 11, 2019 8:03 pm ET

Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
Haiku #66557, by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
December 10, 2019 9:02 pm ET

Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
Haiku #66556, by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
December 10, 2019 7:13 pm ET

Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
Haiku #66555, by Anonymous Poet
December 10, 2019 6:07 pm ET

Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
Haiku #66554, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:49 am ET

Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
Haiku #66553, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:47 am ET

No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku #66552, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET

Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku #66551, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET

Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku #66550, by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku #66549, by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku #66548, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku #66547, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku #66546, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET

Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku #66545, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET

Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku #66544, by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET

You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku #66543, by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET

Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku #66542, by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET

Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku #66541, by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET

You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku #66540, by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET

Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku #66539, by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET

I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku #66538, by Mundane
December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku #66537, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku #66536, by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET

Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku #66535, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET

By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku #66534, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET

True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku #66533, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku #66532, by David Ben David of Zion
December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET

united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku #66531, by vhs
December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET

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Haiku #66530, by Aggravated Motorists
December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET

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Haiku #66529, by Clowns
December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET

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Haiku #66528, by Geese
December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET

Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku #66527, by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku #66526, by Mike Pence of Hell
December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET

All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku #66525, by But it's better than Twitter
December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET