Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain

Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile

I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase

Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read

Time to spend money
Things you need and don't need, too
Nonchalant humans

She turned into scarves
Made of red disappointment
Ate my eyeballs, too

NSA program
Zombie chicken speaking French
$12 billion

Confusing steamboat
Stubborn children levitate
1892

Three hot sauce nightmares
Mountains of mice exploded
Aggravating shoes

in this case i note
the cynicism that i
left behind behind...

Satan and Santa
They were buddies back in school
Each took his own path

God, I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.

Christmas without Christ
The religion of shopping
SInners fake goodwill

fatty christmas roast
it's not santa gertrudis
ho ho ho right in

Xmas wish list mandatory party punch reindeer venison St. Nick joined Zumba (C) workshop Krampus did your wife in a cheap hotel. How could you not know?

Imitate Jolie:
Proactive masectomy;
Stay abreast of things.

CO2 levels
Damn dinosaurs and their cars
How fucking DARE you

what if we could be
like angelina jolly ?
'tis the season too

the planet is hot
it's a capitalist plot
but greta is not

agreeing with this
because something is amiss
stop taking the piss

fiddle while we burn
because there's nothing to learn
from the taciturn

I wait for haiku.
But you don't write anything.
So go hang yourself.

my hipster lament
reading email in cafe
coffee is now cold

Christmas carols, joy,
The divine light of Jesus...
now shut up and BUY.

Now, back to Greta:
Shame on you. Oh, how DARE you
make that nasty face.

Eh, don't call me that.
Even you are mocking me
And abusing, eh.

After meating you
I would like to eating you.
Signed: nerdy tech guy.

Doing a rhino
Ain't as easy as it sounds.
They can drink a LOT.

Once drunk, they let go.
The proverbial wildcat.
I mean all night long.

Trichinosis types
Haikus for you: worms pull strings
Attaching limbs, brain

Jihadi surprise:
Get 72 virgins
All Gilbert Gottfried

Divorcing the pig.
Looking for a good rhino.
One that smashes things.

A truly vile place
Swarming with smug liberals
Virtue-signaling

Bring it ON, you bots
Write something about Greta
(That scowling meatball)

Bots suck at poetry.
They write boring Haiku too.
They have no humor.

PROOF HUMANITY
IS DEHUMANIZING: AUTO-
-BOTS ASSEMBLE!

Greta Thunberg died,
Went to heaven and told them:
You should be ASHAMED.

i wonder if i got
more people here people might
actually use this

New movie project-
About Greta the screecher-
No its not a joke-

She wanders around
Hollering "how dare you" loud!
all over the world!

Earth ends in eight years!
That is what weird Greta says!
I mean bellows out

Sure to be a hit!
Teenage girl points her finger
At adults and bitches!

Grumpy lil Greta
Grouchy earth-actvist elf
Kicked out by Santa

Christmastime: Sweden
Thunbergs didn't get pony
Greta: "HOW DARE YOU

That scowl: "how DARE you."
The breathy troubled-girl-tone.
It still makes me cringe.

UN berated
By Swedish teen: an oddly
Specific fetish

A hillside at night
Man, lady turn into trees...
Ain't seen that before

HOW DARE YOU
I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL
ACROSS THE OCEAN
NOT WRITING BAD HAIKU

Lil Greta earth-girl,
Scowling scolding Swedish brat:
warming's where it's AT.

Lil grumpy Greta
Is the person of the year?
Not Hongkie Rebels?

Honkies fight slavers
Red Communist SOB's
Damn near to the death

As little Greta
Fly's in on a giant airplane
And blasts out carbon

That's pretty funny
The kid just hollers damn loud
and pulls a grimace.

Well now Democrats
Your impeachment gone to Schifft
All your base now ours.

Is it possible?
For you to get more stupid?
have to wait and see.

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I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.

Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.

If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.

Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."