I want to riot.
But I'm just an old white guy.
With a small penis.

I love corona.
I don't have to pay my bills.
Stay home and watch news.

Jack off to riots.
I've always hated the cops.
Always such assholes.

Yes sir, I have crack.
I stuck it way up my crack.
Reach in and get it.

That was someone else.
Haven't owned undies in years.
...Except Underoos.

I'm Wonder Woman.
But please don't tell anyone.
Justice League orgies.

You soiled your undies....
Stashed in the neighbors mail box...
That's why you got none

I don't wear undies.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.

If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise

Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.

I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.

TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.

what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot

There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.

You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.

The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.

That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python

Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches

and now for something completely different

Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?

Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.

Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.

When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.

Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.

Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!

My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.

Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping

Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...

nippress ash gay starwars theme wedding wif midgets

They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.

The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.

Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?

Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.

Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.

But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available

You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.

tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything

We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.

It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia

Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time

White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!

wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?

Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.

Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.

Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.

more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad

once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad

someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please

prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex

ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat

a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash

colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake

Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.