Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
by Phil Lesh
When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
by DW
Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
by DW
Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
by DW
My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
by DW
Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
by Peter 8 of California
Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
by Stagnation of Haiku
nippress ash gay starwars theme wedding wif midgets
by iamback of guess
They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.
by Shaolin Porn Hub of Best seller "Fists of Fury"
The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.
by Golden Age of Meiji Empire
Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?
by Christopher Robin of Winnie the P
Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
by DW
Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
by Ron Jeremy
You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
by Bosho Bosh You
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
by ash
We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
by The Borg Collective
It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
by ash
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.
Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
by Line of lines
Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn
down???
by vhs
Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
any construction
including a monument
is an erection
by ash
Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
by ash
i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
by ash
Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
by iPhone 11 User
Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
by This Deserves to End Badly
Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
by vhs
The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
