Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku # 67665 June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku # 67664 June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku # 67663 June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku # 67662 June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku # 67661 June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku # 67660 June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku # 67659 June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku # 67658 June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
Haiku # 67657 June 18, 2020 10:20 am ET
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
Haiku # 67656 June 17, 2020 12:47 am ET
by Line of lines
Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
Haiku # 67655 June 16, 2020 7:26 pm ET
by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???
Haiku # 67653 June 14, 2020 2:17 pm ET
by vhs
Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
Haiku # 67652 June 14, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
any construction
including a monument
is an erection
Haiku # 67651 June 13, 2020 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
Haiku # 67650 June 13, 2020 7:04 pm ET
by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
Haiku # 67649 June 13, 2020 10:13 am ET
by ash
i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
Haiku # 67648 June 13, 2020 10:08 am ET
by ash
Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
Haiku # 67647 June 13, 2020 5:53 am ET
by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
Haiku # 67646 June 13, 2020 12:01 am ET
by iPhone 11 User
Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku # 67645 June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by This Deserves to End Badly
Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku # 67644 June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku # 67643 June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku # 67642 June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET
by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku # 67641 June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET
by Allegory of Waste Removal
random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku # 67640 June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET
by vhs of pwei
Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku # 67638 June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET
by TV Eye On You
When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku # 67637 June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET
by mundane
in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating
Haiku # 67636 June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET
by ash
Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku # 67635 June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET
by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku # 67633 June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET
by Finally Got It of Joke
Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku # 67632 June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET
by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 67631 June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET
by Cassowary Bird
Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku # 67630 June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku # 67629 June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by some guy of some place
We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku # 67628 June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET
by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
Haiku # 67627 June 6, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
Haiku # 67626 June 6, 2020 3:03 pm ET
by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
¡Viva mi guerra!
Si tú quieres bugalú,
Baby--- ven aquí.
Haiku # 67625 June 6, 2020 2:48 pm ET
by Willie Rosario of F.B.I.
the layers of silt
geology of politics
can be seen, layers
Haiku # 67624 June 6, 2020 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
Who mentioned "Blacks" here?
Had to drag race into it,
Didn't you. You chump.
Haiku # 67623 June 6, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Trigger-Happy Pappy
Okay now I see
If black people fill the graves
You are fine with that

You change the subject
To Marxism because you
Lack understanding

Still lazy and dumb
But go on, keep proving it
We all need a laugh
Haiku # 67622 June 6, 2020 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ok I get it.
You believe in that pipe dream.
The one that fills graves.
Haiku # 67621 June 6, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Marxism's Manifestations
What percent of these
Were written while making poop?
Probably ninety
Haiku # 67620 June 5, 2020 9:39 pm ET
by Phil Lesh of Is there a name for It? Pooku?
Like drunk dudes fighting...
Spoiling it for everyone
Back to the poop talk!
Haiku # 67619 June 5, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Phil Lesh of I have a bunker....for growing weed
It's...Free The People
You are so dumb and lazy...
Go on....try again
Haiku # 67618 June 5, 2020 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Okay I get it
Equality for people
Somehow makes you scared
Haiku # 67617 June 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET
by Go hide with trump in a bunker
Gay StarWars themed weddings can be had for $9.99 plus tax and includes JanAss the Hutt and Jabba Jabba peoples of the NOrhth
Haiku # 67616 June 5, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by iamback of guess
I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....
Haiku # 67615 June 5, 2020 3:11 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting
Haiku # 67614 June 5, 2020 3:09 pm ET
by i
Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...
Haiku # 67613 June 5, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by iamback of guess
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