BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
70 Days
69712 Haikus
any construction
including a monument
is an erection
Haiku #67651, by ash
June 13, 2020 9:23 pm ET

Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
Haiku #67650, by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
June 13, 2020 7:04 pm ET

drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
Haiku #67649, by ash
June 13, 2020 10:13 am ET

i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
Haiku #67648, by ash
June 13, 2020 10:08 am ET

Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
Haiku #67647, by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
June 13, 2020 5:53 am ET

I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
Haiku #67646, by iPhone 11 User
June 13, 2020 12:01 am ET

Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku #67645, by This Deserves to End Badly
June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET

Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku #67644, by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET

is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku #67643, by vhs
June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET

The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku #67642, by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET

Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku #67641, by Allegory of Waste Removal
June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET

random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku #67640, by vhs of pwei
June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET
Haiku #67639, by of usa
June 9, 2020 8:46 am ET

Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku #67638, by TV Eye On You
June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET

When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku #67637, by mundane
June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET

in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
Haiku #67636, by ash
June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET

Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku #67635, by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET

Boogaloo Haiku:
Joggers wear Hawaiian shirts.
Because they racist.

But seriously:
Haiku #67634, by Frankie Figueroa of FBI
June 7, 2020 7:21 am ET

Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku #67633, by Finally Got It of Joke
June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET

Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku #67632, by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET

Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku #67631, by Cassowary Bird
June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET

Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku #67630, by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET

"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku #67629, by some guy of some place
June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET

We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku #67628, by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET

Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
Haiku #67627, by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
June 6, 2020 3:17 pm ET

I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
Haiku #67626, by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
June 6, 2020 3:03 pm ET

¡Viva mi guerra!
Si tú quieres bugalú,
Baby--- ven aquí.
Haiku #67625, by Willie Rosario of F.B.I.
June 6, 2020 2:48 pm ET

the layers of silt
geology of politics
can be seen, layers
Haiku #67624, by vhs
June 6, 2020 12:22 pm ET

Who mentioned "Blacks" here?
Had to drag race into it,
Didn't you. You chump.
Haiku #67623, by Trigger-Happy Pappy
June 6, 2020 12:18 pm ET

Okay now I see
If black people fill the graves
You are fine with that

You change the subject
To Marxism because you
Lack understanding

Still lazy and dumb
But go on, keep proving it
We all need a laugh
Haiku #67622, by Anonymous Poet
June 6, 2020 9:44 am ET

Ok I get it.
You believe in that pipe dream.
The one that fills graves.
Haiku #67621, by Marxism's Manifestations
June 6, 2020 6:55 am ET

What percent of these
Were written while making poop?
Probably ninety
Haiku #67620, by Phil Lesh of Is there a name for It? Pooku?
June 5, 2020 9:39 pm ET

Like drunk dudes fighting...
Spoiling it for everyone
Back to the poop talk!
Haiku #67619, by Phil Lesh of I have a bunker....for growing weed
June 5, 2020 9:34 pm ET

It's...Free The People
You are so dumb and lazy...
Go on....try again
Haiku #67618, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 8:42 pm ET

Okay I get it
Equality for people
Somehow makes you scared
Haiku #67617, by Go hide with trump in a bunker
June 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET

Gay StarWars themed weddings can be had for $9.99 plus tax and includes JanAss the Hutt and Jabba Jabba peoples of the NOrhth
Haiku #67616, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:13 pm ET

I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....
Haiku #67615, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:11 pm ET

Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting
Haiku #67614, by i
June 5, 2020 3:09 pm ET

Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...
Haiku #67613, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:04 pm ET

A brilliant statement
and a viable platform:
"PhuQ da PO-lice, yo."
Haiku #67612, by Helping Trump Win Again of 2020
June 5, 2020 12:31 pm ET

Haiku #67611, by Triggered yet?
June 5, 2020 10:18 am ET

Fear the big strong man!
Upside down bible is fierce
Wonders what it says
Haiku #67610, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 10:16 am ET

Fearful of "black crime,"
But not police racism?
You may be redneck
Haiku #67609, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 10:14 am ET

Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide
Haiku #67608, by You can't virtue signal when you got no virtue
June 5, 2020 9:46 am ET

Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...
Haiku #67607, by Leftist Elitists of the Damned
June 4, 2020 6:21 pm ET

Haiku #67606, by Lush of Where Eagles Dare tonrescue the ingrates
June 3, 2020 4:23 am ET

Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit
Haiku #67604, by Lush
June 3, 2020 4:20 am ET

Racism & schism
Haiku #67603, by Lush
June 3, 2020 4:18 am ET

Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop
Haiku #67602, by Lush of Caucasia
June 3, 2020 4:17 am ET

Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool
Haiku #67601, by Not a colored thief of Earth
June 3, 2020 4:14 am ET