Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....
Haiku # 67615 June 5, 2020 3:11 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting
Haiku # 67614 June 5, 2020 3:09 pm ET
by i
Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...
Haiku # 67613 June 5, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by iamback of guess
A brilliant statement
and a viable platform:
"PhuQ da PO-lice, yo."
Haiku # 67612 June 5, 2020 12:31 pm ET
by Helping Trump Win Again of 2020
FTP!!!
Haiku # 67611 June 5, 2020 10:18 am ET
by Triggered yet?
Fear the big strong man!
Upside down bible is fierce
Wonders what it says
Haiku # 67610 June 5, 2020 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fearful of "black crime,"
But not police racism?
You may be redneck
Haiku # 67609 June 5, 2020 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide
Haiku # 67608 June 5, 2020 9:46 am ET
by You can't virtue signal when you got no virtue
Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...
Haiku # 67607 June 4, 2020 6:21 pm ET
by Leftist Elitists of the Damned
FTW
Haiku # 67606 June 3, 2020 4:23 am ET
by Lush of Where Eagles Dare tonrescue the ingrates
Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit
Haiku # 67604 June 3, 2020 4:20 am ET
by Lush
Racism & schism
Thatâ
Haiku # 67603 June 3, 2020 4:18 am ET
by Lush
Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop
Haiku # 67602 June 3, 2020 4:17 am ET
by Lush of Caucasia
Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool
Haiku # 67601 June 3, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Not a colored thief of Earth
Ain't nothing to it.
You are oppressed with the rest:
too many choices.
Haiku # 67600 June 2, 2020 8:39 pm ET
by Therefore, Choose Life
More to it than that...
Ain't no rest for the oppressed
Wish you understood
Haiku # 67599 June 2, 2020 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wtf!!
Haiku # 67598 June 2, 2020 10:11 am ET
by Lush
{Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67597 June 2, 2020 10:10 am ET
by Lush
You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67596 June 2, 2020 10:09 am ET
by Lush
Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon
Haiku # 67595 June 2, 2020 10:07 am ET
by Lush
we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership
Haiku # 67594 June 2, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.
Haiku # 67593 June 2, 2020 6:30 am ET
by Getting Down with Dialectic Haiku of tha Streetz
god bless america
proud land of trumpelstiltskin
the deal making imp
Haiku # 67592 June 2, 2020 3:29 am ET
by ash
As the evil spreads
Know how often you empowered
It, repent, be well

I've seen dogs shit, then
Turn around and eat it up
Please don't be a dog
Haiku # 67591 June 1, 2020 11:32 pm ET
by some guy of some place
Be the change you wish
To see in the world: start by
Not being a prick
Haiku # 67590 June 1, 2020 11:14 pm ET
by Based Gandhi
Covfefe is just
coffee latte with covid.
Trump knew all along.

Read Revelations.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
If you squint your eyes.
Haiku # 67589 June 1, 2020 8:29 pm ET
by dw of Mustafar gathering Sith artifacts in preparation of the coming war of darkness.
The white ring wising;
Rightly-bred and brightly read.
Turn off your blacklight.
Haiku # 67588 June 1, 2020 8:00 am ET
by Reading Lamp of Leading Ramp
in rising blackness
your white shows through the orange
tomorrow you dye
Haiku # 67587 June 1, 2020 7:26 am ET
by ash
I agree with you.
You project your neurosis.
You hate Trump. So what.
Haiku # 67586 May 31, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by Donald Keeps You Up at Night
I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out
Haiku # 67585 May 31, 2020 11:22 am ET
by Voter fraud is a myth
Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku # 67584 May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET
by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.
Haiku # 67583 May 30, 2020 11:07 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Relief
I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..
Haiku # 67582 May 30, 2020 12:38 pm ET
by vhs
the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe
Haiku # 67581 May 30, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that
Haiku # 67580 May 30, 2020 9:17 am ET
by ash
Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.
Haiku # 67579 May 29, 2020 10:47 pm ET
by Surf Support of Whorrendous
I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.
Haiku # 67578 May 29, 2020 9:56 pm ET
by Darth... not feeling so "darthy" at the moment. of A place I would rather not be!
I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.
Haiku # 67577 May 29, 2020 8:32 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.
Haiku # 67576 May 29, 2020 8:30 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.
Haiku # 67575 May 28, 2020 5:20 pm ET
by Racially Irrelevant, of course
i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up
Haiku # 67574 May 28, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"
Haiku # 67573 May 28, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku # 67572 May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku # 67571 May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET
by gayfoot2207
One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku # 67570 May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad
Haiku # 67569 May 26, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Smokey Joe
In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku # 67568 May 26, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by Pining Away
i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend
Haiku # 67567 May 26, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by stereotypical one sided love story maker of big sad
balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
Haiku # 67566 May 26, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
Haiku # 67565 May 26, 2020 3:12 pm ET
by iamback of guess
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