What percent of these
Were written while making poop?
Probably ninety

Like drunk dudes fighting...
Spoiling it for everyone
Back to the poop talk!

It's...Free The People
You are so dumb and lazy...
Go on....try again

Okay I get it
Equality for people
Somehow makes you scared

Gay StarWars themed weddings can be had for $9.99 plus tax and includes JanAss the Hutt and Jabba Jabba peoples of the NOrhth

I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....

Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting

Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...

A brilliant statement
and a viable platform:
"PhuQ da PO-lice, yo."

FTP!!!

Fear the big strong man!
Upside down bible is fierce
Wonders what it says

Fearful of "black crime,"
But not police racism?
You may be redneck

Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide

Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...

FTW

Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit

Racism & schism
Thatâ

Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop

Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool

Ain't nothing to it.
You are oppressed with the rest:
too many choices.

More to it than that...
Ain't no rest for the oppressed
Wish you understood

Wtf!!

{Goodness shanâ

You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ

Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon

we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership

Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.

god bless america
proud land of trumpelstiltskin
the deal making imp

As the evil spreads
Know how often you empowered
It, repent, be well

I've seen dogs shit, then
Turn around and eat it up
Please don't be a dog

Be the change you wish
To see in the world: start by
Not being a prick

Covfefe is just
coffee latte with covid.
Trump knew all along.

Read Revelations.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
If you squint your eyes.

The white ring wising;
Rightly-bred and brightly read.
Turn off your blacklight.

in rising blackness
your white shows through the orange
tomorrow you dye

I agree with you.
You project your neurosis.
You hate Trump. So what.

I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out

Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!

I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.

I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..

the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe

no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that

Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.

I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.

I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.

I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.

I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.

i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up

the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"

I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.

my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry

One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?