BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
351 Days
and
68544 Haikus
later...
Like drunk dudes fighting...
Spoiling it for everyone
Back to the poop talk!
Haiku #67619, by Phil Lesh of I have a bunker....for growing weed
June 5, 2020 9:34 pm ET

It's...Free The People
You are so dumb and lazy...
Go on....try again
Haiku #67618, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 8:42 pm ET

Okay I get it
Equality for people
Somehow makes you scared
Haiku #67617, by Go hide with trump in a bunker
June 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET

Gay StarWars themed weddings can be had for $9.99 plus tax and includes JanAss the Hutt and Jabba Jabba peoples of the NOrhth
Haiku #67616, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:13 pm ET

I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....
Haiku #67615, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:11 pm ET

Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting
Haiku #67614, by i
June 5, 2020 3:09 pm ET

Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...
Haiku #67613, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:04 pm ET

A brilliant statement
and a viable platform:
"PhuQ da PO-lice, yo."
Haiku #67612, by Helping Trump Win Again of 2020
June 5, 2020 12:31 pm ET

FTP!!!
Haiku #67611, by Triggered yet?
June 5, 2020 10:18 am ET

Fear the big strong man!
Upside down bible is fierce
Wonders what it says
Haiku #67610, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 10:16 am ET

Fearful of "black crime,"
But not police racism?
You may be redneck
Haiku #67609, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 10:14 am ET

Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide
Haiku #67608, by You can't virtue signal when you got no virtue
June 5, 2020 9:46 am ET

Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...
Haiku #67607, by Leftist Elitists of the Damned
June 4, 2020 6:21 pm ET

FTW
Haiku #67606, by Lush of Where Eagles Dare tonrescue the ingrates
June 3, 2020 4:23 am ET

Read a goddamned book
Set aside the net, ya schnook
Jews are even worse
Haiku #67605, by Lush & Goldman &!Sachs of Fictional Israel
June 3, 2020 4:22 am ET

Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit
Haiku #67604, by Lush
June 3, 2020 4:20 am ET

Racism & schism
Thatâ
Haiku #67603, by Lush
June 3, 2020 4:18 am ET

Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop
Haiku #67602, by Lush of Caucasia
June 3, 2020 4:17 am ET

Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool
Haiku #67601, by Not a colored thief of Earth
June 3, 2020 4:14 am ET

Ain't nothing to it.
You are oppressed with the rest:
too many choices.
Haiku #67600, by Therefore, Choose Life
June 2, 2020 8:39 pm ET

More to it than that...
Ain't no rest for the oppressed
Wish you understood
Haiku #67599, by Anonymous Poet
June 2, 2020 12:26 pm ET

Wtf!!
Haiku #67598, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:11 am ET

{Goodness shanâ
Haiku #67597, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:10 am ET

You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ
Haiku #67596, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:09 am ET

Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon
Haiku #67595, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:07 am ET

we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership
Haiku #67594, by ash
June 2, 2020 9:23 am ET

Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.
Haiku #67593, by Getting Down with Dialectic Haiku of tha Streetz
June 2, 2020 6:30 am ET

god bless america
proud land of trumpelstiltskin
the deal making imp
Haiku #67592, by ash
June 2, 2020 3:29 am ET

As the evil spreads
Know how often you empowered
It, repent, be well

I've seen dogs shit, then
Turn around and eat it up
Please don't be a dog
Haiku #67591, by some guy of some place
June 1, 2020 11:32 pm ET

Be the change you wish
To see in the world: start by
Not being a prick
Haiku #67590, by Based Gandhi
June 1, 2020 11:14 pm ET

Covfefe is just
coffee latte with covid.
Trump knew all along.

Read Revelations.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
If you squint your eyes.
Haiku #67589, by dw of Mustafar gathering Sith artifacts in preparation of the coming war of darkness.
June 1, 2020 8:29 pm ET

The white ring wising;
Rightly-bred and brightly read.
Turn off your blacklight.
Haiku #67588, by Reading Lamp of Leading Ramp
June 1, 2020 8:00 am ET

in rising blackness
your white shows through the orange
tomorrow you dye
Haiku #67587, by ash
June 1, 2020 7:26 am ET

I agree with you.
You project your neurosis.
You hate Trump. So what.
Haiku #67586, by Donald Keeps You Up at Night
May 31, 2020 3:21 pm ET

I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out
Haiku #67585, by Voter fraud is a myth
May 31, 2020 11:22 am ET

Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku #67584, by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET

I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.
Haiku #67583, by Trump Derangement Relief
May 30, 2020 11:07 pm ET

I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..
Haiku #67582, by vhs
May 30, 2020 12:38 pm ET

the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe
Haiku #67581, by ash
May 30, 2020 9:23 am ET

no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that
Haiku #67580, by ash
May 30, 2020 9:17 am ET

Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.
Haiku #67579, by Surf Support of Whorrendous
May 29, 2020 10:47 pm ET

I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.
Haiku #67578, by Darth... not feeling so "darthy" at the moment. of A place I would rather not be!
May 29, 2020 9:56 pm ET

I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.
Haiku #67577, by dw
May 29, 2020 8:32 pm ET

I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.
Haiku #67576, by dw
May 29, 2020 8:30 pm ET

I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.
Haiku #67575, by Racially Irrelevant, of course
May 28, 2020 5:20 pm ET

i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up
Haiku #67574, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
May 28, 2020 1:11 pm ET

the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"
Haiku #67573, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
May 28, 2020 1:10 pm ET

I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku #67572, by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET

my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku #67571, by gayfoot2207
May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET

One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku #67570, by Anonymous Poet
May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET