BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
18 Days
and
68955 Haikus
later...
Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku #67633, by Finally Got It of Joke
June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET

Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku #67632, by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET

Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku #67631, by Cassowary Bird
June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET

Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku #67630, by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET

"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku #67629, by some guy of some place
June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET

We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku #67628, by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET

Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
Haiku #67627, by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
June 6, 2020 3:17 pm ET

I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
Haiku #67626, by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
June 6, 2020 3:03 pm ET

¡Viva mi guerra!
Si tú quieres bugalú,
Baby--- ven aquí.
Haiku #67625, by Willie Rosario of F.B.I.
June 6, 2020 2:48 pm ET

the layers of silt
geology of politics
can be seen, layers
Haiku #67624, by vhs
June 6, 2020 12:22 pm ET

Who mentioned "Blacks" here?
Had to drag race into it,
Didn't you. You chump.
Haiku #67623, by Trigger-Happy Pappy
June 6, 2020 12:18 pm ET

Okay now I see
If black people fill the graves
You are fine with that

You change the subject
To Marxism because you
Lack understanding

Still lazy and dumb
But go on, keep proving it
We all need a laugh
Haiku #67622, by Anonymous Poet
June 6, 2020 9:44 am ET

Ok I get it.
You believe in that pipe dream.
The one that fills graves.
Haiku #67621, by Marxism's Manifestations
June 6, 2020 6:55 am ET

What percent of these
Were written while making poop?
Probably ninety
Haiku #67620, by Phil Lesh of Is there a name for It? Pooku?
June 5, 2020 9:39 pm ET

Like drunk dudes fighting...
Spoiling it for everyone
Back to the poop talk!
Haiku #67619, by Phil Lesh of I have a bunker....for growing weed
June 5, 2020 9:34 pm ET

It's...Free The People
You are so dumb and lazy...
Go on....try again
Haiku #67618, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 8:42 pm ET

Okay I get it
Equality for people
Somehow makes you scared
Haiku #67617, by Go hide with trump in a bunker
June 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET

Gay StarWars themed weddings can be had for $9.99 plus tax and includes JanAss the Hutt and Jabba Jabba peoples of the NOrhth
Haiku #67616, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:13 pm ET

I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....
Haiku #67615, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:11 pm ET

Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting
Haiku #67614, by i
June 5, 2020 3:09 pm ET

Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...
Haiku #67613, by iamback of guess
June 5, 2020 3:04 pm ET

A brilliant statement
and a viable platform:
"PhuQ da PO-lice, yo."
Haiku #67612, by Helping Trump Win Again of 2020
June 5, 2020 12:31 pm ET

FTP!!!
Haiku #67611, by Triggered yet?
June 5, 2020 10:18 am ET

Fear the big strong man!
Upside down bible is fierce
Wonders what it says
Haiku #67610, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 10:16 am ET

Fearful of "black crime,"
But not police racism?
You may be redneck
Haiku #67609, by Anonymous Poet
June 5, 2020 10:14 am ET

Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide
Haiku #67608, by You can't virtue signal when you got no virtue
June 5, 2020 9:46 am ET

Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...
Haiku #67607, by Leftist Elitists of the Damned
June 4, 2020 6:21 pm ET

FTW
Haiku #67606, by Lush of Where Eagles Dare tonrescue the ingrates
June 3, 2020 4:23 am ET

Read a goddamned book
Set aside the net, ya schnook
Jews are even worse
Haiku #67605, by Lush & Goldman &!Sachs of Fictional Israel
June 3, 2020 4:22 am ET

Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit
Haiku #67604, by Lush
June 3, 2020 4:20 am ET

Racism & schism
Thatâ
Haiku #67603, by Lush
June 3, 2020 4:18 am ET

Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop
Haiku #67602, by Lush of Caucasia
June 3, 2020 4:17 am ET

Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool
Haiku #67601, by Not a colored thief of Earth
June 3, 2020 4:14 am ET

Ain't nothing to it.
You are oppressed with the rest:
too many choices.
Haiku #67600, by Therefore, Choose Life
June 2, 2020 8:39 pm ET

More to it than that...
Ain't no rest for the oppressed
Wish you understood
Haiku #67599, by Anonymous Poet
June 2, 2020 12:26 pm ET

Wtf!!
Haiku #67598, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:11 am ET

{Goodness shanâ
Haiku #67597, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:10 am ET

You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ
Haiku #67596, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:09 am ET

Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon
Haiku #67595, by Lush
June 2, 2020 10:07 am ET

we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership
Haiku #67594, by ash
June 2, 2020 9:23 am ET

Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.
Haiku #67593, by Getting Down with Dialectic Haiku of tha Streetz
June 2, 2020 6:30 am ET

god bless america
proud land of trumpelstiltskin
the deal making imp
Haiku #67592, by ash
June 2, 2020 3:29 am ET

As the evil spreads
Know how often you empowered
It, repent, be well

I've seen dogs shit, then
Turn around and eat it up
Please don't be a dog
Haiku #67591, by some guy of some place
June 1, 2020 11:32 pm ET

Be the change you wish
To see in the world: start by
Not being a prick
Haiku #67590, by Based Gandhi
June 1, 2020 11:14 pm ET

Covfefe is just
coffee latte with covid.
Trump knew all along.

Read Revelations.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
If you squint your eyes.
Haiku #67589, by dw of Mustafar gathering Sith artifacts in preparation of the coming war of darkness.
June 1, 2020 8:29 pm ET

The white ring wising;
Rightly-bred and brightly read.
Turn off your blacklight.
Haiku #67588, by Reading Lamp of Leading Ramp
June 1, 2020 8:00 am ET

in rising blackness
your white shows through the orange
tomorrow you dye
Haiku #67587, by ash
June 1, 2020 7:26 am ET

I agree with you.
You project your neurosis.
You hate Trump. So what.
Haiku #67586, by Donald Keeps You Up at Night
May 31, 2020 3:21 pm ET

I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out
Haiku #67585, by Voter fraud is a myth
May 31, 2020 11:22 am ET

Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku #67584, by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET