Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 107 Days and 76929 Haiku later...

Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku # 67645, June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by This Deserves to End Badly
Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku # 67644, June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku # 67643, June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku # 67642, June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET
by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku # 67641, June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET
by Allegory of Waste Removal
random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku # 67640, June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET
by vhs of pwei
Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku # 67638, June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET
by TV Eye On You
When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku # 67637, June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET
by mundane
in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
Haiku # 67636, June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET
by ash
Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku # 67635, June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET
by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku # 67633, June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET
by Finally Got It of Joke
Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku # 67632, June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET
by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 67631, June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET
by Cassowary Bird
Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku # 67630, June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku # 67629, June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by some guy of some place
We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku # 67628, June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET
by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
Haiku # 67627, June 6, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
Haiku # 67626, June 6, 2020 3:03 pm ET
by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
¡Viva mi guerra!
Si tú quieres bugalú,
Baby--- ven aquí.
Haiku # 67625, June 6, 2020 2:48 pm ET
by Willie Rosario of F.B.I.
the layers of silt
geology of politics
can be seen, layers
Haiku # 67624, June 6, 2020 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
Who mentioned "Blacks" here?
Had to drag race into it,
Didn't you. You chump.
Haiku # 67623, June 6, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Trigger-Happy Pappy
Okay now I see
If black people fill the graves
You are fine with that

You change the subject
To Marxism because you
Lack understanding

Still lazy and dumb
But go on, keep proving it
We all need a laugh
Haiku # 67622, June 6, 2020 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ok I get it.
You believe in that pipe dream.
The one that fills graves.
Haiku # 67621, June 6, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Marxism's Manifestations
What percent of these
Were written while making poop?
Probably ninety
Haiku # 67620, June 5, 2020 9:39 pm ET
by Phil Lesh of Is there a name for It? Pooku?
Like drunk dudes fighting...
Spoiling it for everyone
Back to the poop talk!
Haiku # 67619, June 5, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Phil Lesh of I have a bunker....for growing weed
It's...Free The People
You are so dumb and lazy...
Go on....try again
Haiku # 67618, June 5, 2020 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Okay I get it
Equality for people
Somehow makes you scared
Haiku # 67617, June 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET
by Go hide with trump in a bunker
Gay StarWars themed weddings can be had for $9.99 plus tax and includes JanAss the Hutt and Jabba Jabba peoples of the NOrhth
Haiku # 67616, June 5, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by iamback of guess
I am not Black but I am Nippress
I am not Black but I am Ash
I am not shpeeble but I am peeble
I am not twat but that's all I got
i got some candy in a bag but don't take it muder fukker....
Haiku # 67615, June 5, 2020 3:11 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Burp for Nippress
Fart for
ash, bootylciouisness is a gas. readig poems loud in a gay starwayrs themed weddin' puddin'head wilson......Janass the Hutt. Simple recitation of deep poetics by Ash and Nippress, weeping, peeping shitting
Haiku # 67614, June 5, 2020 3:09 pm ET
by i
Ash and Nippress benign in theyre crime, bag of slime on a dime with some wine. Ash cries in the corner while Nippress recites Kerouac sitting on a bench facing a wall...
Haiku # 67613, June 5, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by iamback of guess
A brilliant statement
and a viable platform:
"PhuQ da PO-lice, yo."
Haiku # 67612, June 5, 2020 12:31 pm ET
by Helping Trump Win Again of 2020
Haiku # 67611, June 5, 2020 10:18 am ET
by Triggered yet?
Fear the big strong man!
Upside down bible is fierce
Wonders what it says
Haiku # 67610, June 5, 2020 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fearful of "black crime,"
But not police racism?
You may be redneck
Haiku # 67609, June 5, 2020 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide
Haiku # 67608, June 5, 2020 9:46 am ET
by You can't virtue signal when you got no virtue
Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...
Haiku # 67607, June 4, 2020 6:21 pm ET
by Leftist Elitists of the Damned
Haiku # 67606, June 3, 2020 4:23 am ET
by Lush of Where Eagles Dare tonrescue the ingrates
Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit
Haiku # 67604, June 3, 2020 4:20 am ET
by Lush
Racism & schism
Haiku # 67603, June 3, 2020 4:18 am ET
by Lush
Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop
Haiku # 67602, June 3, 2020 4:17 am ET
by Lush of Caucasia
Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool
Haiku # 67601, June 3, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Not a colored thief of Earth
Ain't nothing to it.
You are oppressed with the rest:
too many choices.
Haiku # 67600, June 2, 2020 8:39 pm ET
by Therefore, Choose Life
More to it than that...
Ain't no rest for the oppressed
Wish you understood
Haiku # 67599, June 2, 2020 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 67598, June 2, 2020 10:11 am ET
by Lush
{Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67597, June 2, 2020 10:10 am ET
by Lush
You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67596, June 2, 2020 10:09 am ET
by Lush
Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon
Haiku # 67595, June 2, 2020 10:07 am ET
by Lush
we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership
Haiku # 67594, June 2, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.
Haiku # 67593, June 2, 2020 6:30 am ET
by Getting Down with Dialectic Haiku of tha Streetz
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