BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
239 Days
and
67695 Haikus
later...
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
Haiku #67677, by ash
June 30, 2020 7:04 am ET

We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
Haiku #67676, by The Borg Collective
June 28, 2020 11:42 pm ET

It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
Haiku #67675, by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
June 28, 2020 4:06 pm ET

Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
Haiku #67674, by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
June 28, 2020 3:59 pm ET

White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
Haiku #67673, by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
June 26, 2020 7:34 am ET

wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
Haiku #67672, by ash
June 26, 2020 7:23 am ET

Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku #67671, by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET

Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku #67670, by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET

Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku #67669, by greater than Basho
June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET

more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku #67668, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET

once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku #67667, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET

someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku #67666, by scotch of not too much to ask
June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET

prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku #67665, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET

ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku #67664, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET

a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku #67663, by vhs
June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET

colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku #67662, by ash
June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET

Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku #67661, by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET

Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku #67660, by Darth Whorendous
June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET

Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku #67659, by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET

All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku #67658, by Haiku of Existence
June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET

arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
Haiku #67657, by vhs of somewhere
June 18, 2020 10:20 am ET

Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
Haiku #67656, by Line of lines
June 17, 2020 12:47 am ET

Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
Haiku #67655, by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
June 16, 2020 7:26 pm ET

You won't belive this.
I was in the KKK.
Philippines buffet.
Haiku #67654, by https://thedailyroar.com/travel/experience-filipino-food-at-kkk-pinoy-food-revolution/
June 15, 2020 5:14 am ET

could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???
Haiku #67653, by vhs
June 14, 2020 2:17 pm ET

Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
Haiku #67652, by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
June 14, 2020 12:49 pm ET

any construction
including a monument
is an erection
Haiku #67651, by ash
June 13, 2020 9:23 pm ET

Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
Haiku #67650, by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
June 13, 2020 7:04 pm ET

drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
Haiku #67649, by ash
June 13, 2020 10:13 am ET

i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
Haiku #67648, by ash
June 13, 2020 10:08 am ET

Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
Haiku #67647, by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
June 13, 2020 5:53 am ET

I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
Haiku #67646, by iPhone 11 User
June 13, 2020 12:01 am ET

Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku #67645, by This Deserves to End Badly
June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET

Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku #67644, by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET

is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku #67643, by vhs
June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET

The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku #67642, by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET

Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku #67641, by Allegory of Waste Removal
June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET

random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku #67640, by vhs of pwei
June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET

https://devsdata.com/
Haiku #67639, by https://devsdata.com/ of usa
June 9, 2020 8:46 am ET

Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku #67638, by TV Eye On You
June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET

When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku #67637, by mundane
June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET

in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating
Haiku #67636, by ash
June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET

Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku #67635, by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET

Boogaloo Haiku:
Joggers wear Hawaiian shirts.
Because they racist.

But seriously:
https://youtu.be/iiX8jp8hmXY
Haiku #67634, by Frankie Figueroa of FBI
June 7, 2020 7:21 am ET

Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku #67633, by Finally Got It of Joke
June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET

Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku #67632, by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET

Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku #67631, by Cassowary Bird
June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET

Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku #67630, by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET

"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku #67629, by some guy of some place
June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET

We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku #67628, by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET