BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
314 Days
and
68097 Haikus
later...
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku #67671, by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET

Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku #67670, by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET

Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku #67669, by greater than Basho
June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET

more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku #67668, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET

once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku #67667, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET

someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku #67666, by scotch of not too much to ask
June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET

prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku #67665, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET

ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku #67664, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET

a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku #67663, by vhs
June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET

colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku #67662, by ash
June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET

Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku #67661, by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET

Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku #67660, by Darth Whorendous
June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET

Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku #67659, by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET

All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku #67658, by Haiku of Existence
June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET

arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
Haiku #67657, by vhs of somewhere
June 18, 2020 10:20 am ET

Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
Haiku #67656, by Line of lines
June 17, 2020 12:47 am ET

Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
Haiku #67655, by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
June 16, 2020 7:26 pm ET

You won't belive this.
I was in the KKK.
Philippines buffet.
Haiku #67654, by https://thedailyroar.com/travel/experience-filipino-food-at-kkk-pinoy-food-revolution/
June 15, 2020 5:14 am ET

could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???
Haiku #67653, by vhs
June 14, 2020 2:17 pm ET

Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
Haiku #67652, by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
June 14, 2020 12:49 pm ET

any construction
including a monument
is an erection
Haiku #67651, by ash
June 13, 2020 9:23 pm ET

Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
Haiku #67650, by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
June 13, 2020 7:04 pm ET

drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
Haiku #67649, by ash
June 13, 2020 10:13 am ET

i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
Haiku #67648, by ash
June 13, 2020 10:08 am ET

Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
Haiku #67647, by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
June 13, 2020 5:53 am ET

I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
Haiku #67646, by iPhone 11 User
June 13, 2020 12:01 am ET

Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku #67645, by This Deserves to End Badly
June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET

Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku #67644, by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET

is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku #67643, by vhs
June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET

The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku #67642, by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET

Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku #67641, by Allegory of Waste Removal
June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET

random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku #67640, by vhs of pwei
June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET

https://devsdata.com/
Haiku #67639, by https://devsdata.com/ of usa
June 9, 2020 8:46 am ET

Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku #67638, by TV Eye On You
June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET

When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku #67637, by mundane
June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET

in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating
Haiku #67636, by ash
June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET

Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku #67635, by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET

Boogaloo Haiku:
Joggers wear Hawaiian shirts.
Because they racist.

But seriously:
https://youtu.be/iiX8jp8hmXY
Haiku #67634, by Frankie Figueroa of FBI
June 7, 2020 7:21 am ET

Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku #67633, by Finally Got It of Joke
June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET

Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku #67632, by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET

Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku #67631, by Cassowary Bird
June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET

Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku #67630, by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET

"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku #67629, by some guy of some place
June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET

We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku #67628, by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET

Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
Haiku #67627, by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
June 6, 2020 3:17 pm ET

I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
Haiku #67626, by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
June 6, 2020 3:03 pm ET

¡Viva mi guerra!
Si tú quieres bugalú,
Baby--- ven aquí.
Haiku #67625, by Willie Rosario of F.B.I.
June 6, 2020 2:48 pm ET

the layers of silt
geology of politics
can be seen, layers
Haiku #67624, by vhs
June 6, 2020 12:22 pm ET

Who mentioned "Blacks" here?
Had to drag race into it,
Didn't you. You chump.
Haiku #67623, by Trigger-Happy Pappy
June 6, 2020 12:18 pm ET

Okay now I see
If black people fill the graves
You are fine with that

You change the subject
To Marxism because you
Lack understanding

Still lazy and dumb
But go on, keep proving it
We all need a laugh
Haiku #67622, by Anonymous Poet
June 6, 2020 9:44 am ET