Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 116 Days and 70236 Haikus later...

Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku # 67671, June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku # 67670, June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku # 67669, June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku # 67668, June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku # 67667, June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku # 67666, June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku # 67665, June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku # 67664, June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku # 67663, June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku # 67662, June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku # 67661, June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku # 67660, June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku # 67659, June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku # 67658, June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
Haiku # 67657, June 18, 2020 10:20 am ET
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
Haiku # 67656, June 17, 2020 12:47 am ET
by Line of lines
Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
Haiku # 67655, June 16, 2020 7:26 pm ET
by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
You won't belive this.
I was in the KKK.
Philippines buffet.
Haiku # 67654, June 15, 2020 5:14 am ET
by https://thedailyroar.com/travel/experience-filipino-food-at-kkk-pinoy-food-revolution/
could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???
Haiku # 67653, June 14, 2020 2:17 pm ET
by vhs
Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
Haiku # 67652, June 14, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
any construction
including a monument
is an erection
Haiku # 67651, June 13, 2020 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
Haiku # 67650, June 13, 2020 7:04 pm ET
by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
Haiku # 67649, June 13, 2020 10:13 am ET
by ash
i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
Haiku # 67648, June 13, 2020 10:08 am ET
by ash
Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
Haiku # 67647, June 13, 2020 5:53 am ET
by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
Haiku # 67646, June 13, 2020 12:01 am ET
by iPhone 11 User
Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku # 67645, June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by This Deserves to End Badly
Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku # 67644, June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku # 67643, June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku # 67642, June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET
by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku # 67641, June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET
by Allegory of Waste Removal
random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku # 67640, June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET
by vhs of pwei
https://devsdata.com/
Haiku # 67639, June 9, 2020 8:46 am ET
by https://devsdata.com/ of usa
Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku # 67638, June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET
by TV Eye On You
When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku # 67637, June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET
by mundane
in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating
Haiku # 67636, June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET
by ash
Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku # 67635, June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET
by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
Boogaloo Haiku:
Joggers wear Hawaiian shirts.
Because they racist.

But seriously:
https://youtu.be/iiX8jp8hmXY
Haiku # 67634, June 7, 2020 7:21 am ET
by Frankie Figueroa of FBI
Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku # 67633, June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET
by Finally Got It of Joke
Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku # 67632, June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET
by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 67631, June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET
by Cassowary Bird
Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku # 67630, June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku # 67629, June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by some guy of some place
We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
Haiku # 67628, June 6, 2020 3:26 pm ET
by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
Haiku # 67627, June 6, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
Haiku # 67626, June 6, 2020 3:03 pm ET
by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
¡Viva mi guerra!
Si tú quieres bugalú,
Baby--- ven aquí.
Haiku # 67625, June 6, 2020 2:48 pm ET
by Willie Rosario of F.B.I.
the layers of silt
geology of politics
can be seen, layers
Haiku # 67624, June 6, 2020 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
Who mentioned "Blacks" here?
Had to drag race into it,
Didn't you. You chump.
Haiku # 67623, June 6, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Trigger-Happy Pappy
Okay now I see
If black people fill the graves
You are fine with that

You change the subject
To Marxism because you
Lack understanding

Still lazy and dumb
But go on, keep proving it
We all need a laugh
Haiku # 67622, June 6, 2020 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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