Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 340 Days and 72801 Haikus later...

Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
Haiku # 67681, July 1, 2020 9:33 pm ET
by DW
Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
Haiku # 67680, July 1, 2020 6:32 pm ET
by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
Haiku # 67679, July 1, 2020 11:17 am ET
by Ron Jeremy
You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
Haiku # 67678, June 30, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Bosho Bosh You
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
Haiku # 67677, June 30, 2020 7:04 am ET
by ash
We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
Haiku # 67676, June 28, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by The Borg Collective
It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
Haiku # 67675, June 28, 2020 4:06 pm ET
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
Haiku # 67674, June 28, 2020 3:59 pm ET
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
Haiku # 67673, June 26, 2020 7:34 am ET
by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
Haiku # 67672, June 26, 2020 7:23 am ET
by ash
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku # 67671, June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku # 67670, June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku # 67669, June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku # 67668, June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku # 67667, June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku # 67666, June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku # 67665, June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku # 67664, June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku # 67663, June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku # 67662, June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku # 67661, June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku # 67660, June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku # 67659, June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku # 67658, June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
Haiku # 67657, June 18, 2020 10:20 am ET
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
Haiku # 67656, June 17, 2020 12:47 am ET
by Line of lines
Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
Haiku # 67655, June 16, 2020 7:26 pm ET
by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???
Haiku # 67653, June 14, 2020 2:17 pm ET
by vhs
Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
Haiku # 67652, June 14, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
any construction
including a monument
is an erection
Haiku # 67651, June 13, 2020 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
Haiku # 67650, June 13, 2020 7:04 pm ET
by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
Haiku # 67649, June 13, 2020 10:13 am ET
by ash
i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
Haiku # 67648, June 13, 2020 10:08 am ET
by ash
Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
Haiku # 67647, June 13, 2020 5:53 am ET
by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
Haiku # 67646, June 13, 2020 12:01 am ET
by iPhone 11 User
Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
Haiku # 67645, June 12, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by This Deserves to End Badly
Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
Haiku # 67644, June 12, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
Haiku # 67643, June 12, 2020 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
Haiku # 67642, June 10, 2020 9:04 pm ET
by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
Haiku # 67641, June 10, 2020 5:49 pm ET
by Allegory of Waste Removal
random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
Haiku # 67640, June 10, 2020 11:59 am ET
by vhs of pwei
Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
Haiku # 67638, June 8, 2020 9:21 pm ET
by TV Eye On You
When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
Haiku # 67637, June 7, 2020 10:34 am ET
by mundane
in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating
Haiku # 67636, June 7, 2020 10:20 am ET
by ash
Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
Haiku # 67635, June 7, 2020 7:27 am ET
by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
Haiku # 67633, June 7, 2020 7:17 am ET
by Finally Got It of Joke
Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
Haiku # 67632, June 7, 2020 7:13 am ET
by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 67631, June 7, 2020 1:52 am ET
by Cassowary Bird
Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
Haiku # 67630, June 6, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
Haiku # 67629, June 6, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by some guy of some place
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