You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
by Bosho Bosh You
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
by ash
We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
by The Borg Collective
It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
by ash
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.
Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
by Line of lines
Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn
down???
by vhs
Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
any construction
including a monument
is an erection
by ash
Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.
by Homo Erectus of Anthropology
drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most
by ash
i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care
by ash
Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.
by Eat Your Heart Out on a Plastic tray
I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!
by iPhone 11 User
Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots
by This Deserves to End Badly
Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.
by Help, mom. We're out of Bullets and Spray-Paint
is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time
by vhs
The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.
by Clown Awareness of Honk Honk
Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.
by Allegory of Waste Removal
random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?
by vhs of pwei
Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.
by TV Eye On You
When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.
by mundane
in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating
by ash
Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.
by Willie Rosario of "Two Too Much" 1968
Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.
by Finally Got It of Joke
Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.
by Hawaiian Underwear of Overcoding
Cassowary bird
Cassowary bird droppings
Cassowary bird
by Cassowary Bird
Some cops are dickheads
"Equality for people"
... Some blacks are dickheads
by some whites are dickheads too of oh wait, is that not what you meant by equality?
"FTP... until
Riot comes to your gated
C" Think critically
by some guy of some place
We gettin' DOWN.
Cause we manipulated.
And it KEEP us down.
by Some Fat Bitch with her Fist in the Air of Broken Windows
Meth and Fentanyl.
THAT'S what Social Justice means.
Meth and Fentanyl.
by Derek Chauvin of Chauvinist Pig
I'll take this moment
to virtue-signal right here:
"It's SO tragic. Yes."
by George Floyd of Haiku Heaven
