They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.

The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.

Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?

Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.

Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.

But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available

You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.

tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything

We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.

It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia

Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time

White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!

wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?

Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.

Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.

Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.

more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad

once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad

someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please

prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex

ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat

a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash

colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake

Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.

Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.

Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?

All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.

arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati

Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks

Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.

could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???

Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.

any construction
including a monument
is an erection

Ash what do you mean?
You talk about erections.
That is truly weird.

drop those old statues
pulling white men's erections
is what they love most

i wave my placard
"white nihilists don't matter"
but they just don't care

Racists everywhere!
Under your bed, up your ass...
The problem is YOU.

I'm going for a
Degree in Gender Studies
Adios, racists!

Filthy Anarchists,
High on their Marxist ideals:
Useful idiots

Viva Seattle!
It's REVOLUTION, baby.
Ummm . . . please send some food.

is this still going?
random posts in a peaceful
more cynical time

The clowns matter too!
Kneel before a clown right now.
Clown reparations.

Offending matter:
Flush it down without delay.
Move it out of sight.

random posts on the
john, will thugs come to tear this
down as well or what?

Pure paranoia
is pure illumination,
and pure awareness.

When everything
Is significant-
You have arrived.

in all of haiku
no-one clangs like iamback
perseverating

Ju goin tu dance.
Ju goin tu DANCE now, baybi.
Es muy caliente.

Bunk in a Trumper...
Bump in a trunker... no, wait
TRUNK in a Bumper.

Watermelon. Drop.
Watermelon. Drop a line.
Eat watermelon.