Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67710
I love corona.
I don't have to pay my bills.
Stay home and watch news.

Jack off to riots.
I've always hated the cops.
Always such assholes.

Yes sir, I have crack.
I stuck it way up my crack.
Reach in and get it.
Haiku #67710
Posted: July 16, 2020 2:49 am ET
Poet & location: DW of Do I look like a fucking crack head? No, I'm a paint huffer! Big difference!