BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
267 Days
67794 Haikus
That was someone else.
Haven't owned undies in years.
...Except Underoos.

I'm Wonder Woman.
But please don't tell anyone.
Justice League orgies.
Haiku #67709, by Darth Whorendous of I would NEVER soil my Underoos!
July 15, 2020 3:46 pm ET

You soiled your undies....
Stashed in the neighbors mail box...
That's why you got none
Haiku #67708, by Eye in the sky
July 14, 2020 2:48 pm ET

I don't wear undies.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.
Haiku #67707, by dw
July 13, 2020 9:43 pm ET

If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
Haiku #67706, by White Nights of Disinformation
July 13, 2020 5:41 pm ET

Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
Haiku #67705, by REVOLUTION of Social Justice
July 12, 2020 1:58 pm ET

I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
Haiku #67704, by Perspectives of DW
July 12, 2020 8:27 am ET

TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.
Haiku #67703, by "Repent TikTok Man!" said the Harlequin. of DW
July 12, 2020 5:33 am ET

what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot
Haiku #67702, by tall child of Michigan
July 12, 2020 2:22 am ET

There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.
Haiku #67701, by DW of Ah well, God is laughing at me.
July 11, 2020 1:38 am ET

You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.
Haiku #67700, by DW of until it's too late.
July 11, 2020 1:36 am ET

The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.
Haiku #67699, by And the crowd goes wild! of DW
July 10, 2020 9:59 pm ET

That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python
Haiku #67698, by Always cracked me up !
July 10, 2020 6:26 pm ET

Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches
Haiku #67697, by MONARCH
July 10, 2020 5:27 pm ET

and now for something completely different
Haiku #67696, by that thing that did on monty python of changing scenes
July 10, 2020 5:26 pm ET

Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?
Haiku #67695, by Woke-Ass Bitch of Tell U How it Iz
July 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET

Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.
Haiku #67694, by DW of need to lose weight. :-(
July 9, 2020 11:11 am ET

Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
Haiku #67693, by Phil Lesh
July 9, 2020 7:13 am ET

When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
Haiku #67692, by DW
July 8, 2020 9:27 am ET

Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
Haiku #67691, by DW
July 8, 2020 9:26 am ET
Haiku #67690, by Kolkata escorts of Kolkata, 700016
July 8, 2020 6:34 am ET

Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
Haiku #67689, by DW
July 7, 2020 5:32 pm ET

My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
Haiku #67688, by DW
July 7, 2020 5:30 pm ET

Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
Haiku #67687, by Peter 8 of California
July 6, 2020 5:37 pm ET

Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
Haiku #67686, by Stagnation of Haiku
July 5, 2020 7:07 pm ET

nippress ash gay starwars theme wedding wif midgets
Haiku #67685, by iamback of guess
July 3, 2020 12:23 pm ET

They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.
Haiku #67684, by Shaolin Porn Hub of Best seller "Fists of Fury"
July 2, 2020 11:25 am ET

The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.
Haiku #67683, by Golden Age of Meiji Empire
July 2, 2020 10:01 am ET

Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?
Haiku #67682, by Christopher Robin of Winnie the P
July 2, 2020 8:49 am ET

Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
Haiku #67681, by DW
July 1, 2020 9:33 pm ET

Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
Haiku #67680, by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
July 1, 2020 6:32 pm ET

But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
Haiku #67679, by Ron Jeremy
July 1, 2020 11:17 am ET

You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
Haiku #67678, by Bosho Bosh You
June 30, 2020 8:19 pm ET

tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
Haiku #67677, by ash
June 30, 2020 7:04 am ET

We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
Haiku #67676, by The Borg Collective
June 28, 2020 11:42 pm ET

It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
Haiku #67675, by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
June 28, 2020 4:06 pm ET

Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
Haiku #67674, by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
June 28, 2020 3:59 pm ET

White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
Haiku #67673, by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
June 26, 2020 7:34 am ET

wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
Haiku #67672, by ash
June 26, 2020 7:23 am ET

Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku #67671, by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET

Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku #67670, by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET

Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku #67669, by greater than Basho
June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET

more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku #67668, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET

once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku #67667, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET

someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku #67666, by scotch of not too much to ask
June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET

prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku #67665, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET

ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku #67664, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET

a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku #67663, by vhs
June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET

colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku #67662, by ash
June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET

Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku #67661, by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET

Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku #67660, by Darth Whorendous
June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET