BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
68535 Haikus
I don't wear undies.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.
Haiku #67707, by dw
July 13, 2020 9:43 pm ET

If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
Haiku #67706, by White Nights of Disinformation
July 13, 2020 5:41 pm ET

Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
Haiku #67705, by REVOLUTION of Social Justice
July 12, 2020 1:58 pm ET

I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
Haiku #67704, by Perspectives of DW
July 12, 2020 8:27 am ET

TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.
Haiku #67703, by "Repent TikTok Man!" said the Harlequin. of DW
July 12, 2020 5:33 am ET

what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot
Haiku #67702, by tall child of Michigan
July 12, 2020 2:22 am ET

There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.
Haiku #67701, by DW of Ah well, God is laughing at me.
July 11, 2020 1:38 am ET

You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.
Haiku #67700, by DW of until it's too late.
July 11, 2020 1:36 am ET

The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.
Haiku #67699, by And the crowd goes wild! of DW
July 10, 2020 9:59 pm ET

That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python
Haiku #67698, by Always cracked me up !
July 10, 2020 6:26 pm ET

Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches
Haiku #67697, by MONARCH
July 10, 2020 5:27 pm ET

and now for something completely different
Haiku #67696, by that thing that did on monty python of changing scenes
July 10, 2020 5:26 pm ET

Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?
Haiku #67695, by Woke-Ass Bitch of Tell U How it Iz
July 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET

Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.
Haiku #67694, by DW of need to lose weight. :-(
July 9, 2020 11:11 am ET

Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
Haiku #67693, by Phil Lesh
July 9, 2020 7:13 am ET

When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
Haiku #67692, by DW
July 8, 2020 9:27 am ET

Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
Haiku #67691, by DW
July 8, 2020 9:26 am ET
Haiku #67690, by Kolkata escorts of Kolkata, 700016
July 8, 2020 6:34 am ET

Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
Haiku #67689, by DW
July 7, 2020 5:32 pm ET

My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
Haiku #67688, by DW
July 7, 2020 5:30 pm ET

Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
Haiku #67687, by Peter 8 of California
July 6, 2020 5:37 pm ET

Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
Haiku #67686, by Stagnation of Haiku
July 5, 2020 7:07 pm ET

nippress ash gay starwars theme wedding wif midgets
Haiku #67685, by iamback of guess
July 3, 2020 12:23 pm ET

They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.
Haiku #67684, by Shaolin Porn Hub of Best seller "Fists of Fury"
July 2, 2020 11:25 am ET

The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.
Haiku #67683, by Golden Age of Meiji Empire
July 2, 2020 10:01 am ET

Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?
Haiku #67682, by Christopher Robin of Winnie the P
July 2, 2020 8:49 am ET

Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
Haiku #67681, by DW
July 1, 2020 9:33 pm ET

Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
Haiku #67680, by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
July 1, 2020 6:32 pm ET

But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
Haiku #67679, by Ron Jeremy
July 1, 2020 11:17 am ET

You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
Haiku #67678, by Bosho Bosh You
June 30, 2020 8:19 pm ET

tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
Haiku #67677, by ash
June 30, 2020 7:04 am ET

We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
Haiku #67676, by The Borg Collective
June 28, 2020 11:42 pm ET

It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
Haiku #67675, by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
June 28, 2020 4:06 pm ET

Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
Haiku #67674, by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
June 28, 2020 3:59 pm ET

White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
Haiku #67673, by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
June 26, 2020 7:34 am ET

wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
Haiku #67672, by ash
June 26, 2020 7:23 am ET

Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku #67671, by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET

Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku #67670, by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET

Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku #67669, by greater than Basho
June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET

more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku #67668, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET

once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku #67667, by ash
June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET

someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku #67666, by scotch of not too much to ask
June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET

prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku #67665, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET

ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku #67664, by B. Johnston of Ks
June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET

a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku #67663, by vhs
June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET

colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku #67662, by ash
June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET

Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku #67661, by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET

Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku #67660, by Darth Whorendous
June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET

Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku #67659, by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET

All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku #67658, by Haiku of Existence
June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET