If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
by White Nights of Disinformation
Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
by REVOLUTION of Social Justice
I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
by Perspectives of DW
TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.
by "Repent TikTok Man!" said the Harlequin. of DW
what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot
by tall child of Michigan
There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.
by DW of Ah well, God is laughing at me.
You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.
by DW of until it's too late.
The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.
by And the crowd goes wild! of DW
That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python
by Always cracked me up !
Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches
by MONARCH
and now for something completely different
by that thing that did on monty python of changing scenes
Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?
by Woke-Ass Bitch of Tell U How it Iz
Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.
by DW of need to lose weight. :-(
Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
by Phil Lesh
When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
by DW
Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
by DW
Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
by DW
My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
by DW
Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
by Peter 8 of California
Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
by Stagnation of Haiku
nippress ash gay starwars theme wedding wif midgets
by iamback of guess
They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.
by Shaolin Porn Hub of Best seller "Fists of Fury"
The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.
by Golden Age of Meiji Empire
Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?
by Christopher Robin of Winnie the P
Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
by DW
Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
by Ron Jeremy
You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
by Bosho Bosh You
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
by ash
We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
by The Borg Collective
It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
by ash
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.
Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
by Line of lines
