Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.
Haiku # 67703 July 12, 2020 5:33 am ET
by "Repent TikTok Man!" said the Harlequin. of DW
what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot
Haiku # 67702 July 12, 2020 2:22 am ET
by tall child of Michigan
There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.
Haiku # 67701 July 11, 2020 1:38 am ET
by DW of Ah well, God is laughing at me.
You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.
Haiku # 67700 July 11, 2020 1:36 am ET
by DW of until it's too late.
The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.
Haiku # 67699 July 10, 2020 9:59 pm ET
by And the crowd goes wild! of DW
That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python
Haiku # 67698 July 10, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Always cracked me up !
Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches
Haiku # 67697 July 10, 2020 5:27 pm ET
by MONARCH
and now for something completely different
Haiku # 67696 July 10, 2020 5:26 pm ET
by that thing that did on monty python of changing scenes
Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?
Haiku # 67695 July 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET
by Woke-Ass Bitch of Tell U How it Iz
Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.
Haiku # 67694 July 9, 2020 11:11 am ET
by DW of need to lose weight. :-(
Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
Haiku # 67693 July 9, 2020 7:13 am ET
by Phil Lesh
When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
Haiku # 67692 July 8, 2020 9:27 am ET
by DW
Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
Haiku # 67691 July 8, 2020 9:26 am ET
by DW
Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
Haiku # 67689 July 7, 2020 5:32 pm ET
by DW
My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
Haiku # 67688 July 7, 2020 5:30 pm ET
by DW
Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
Haiku # 67687 July 6, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Peter 8 of California
Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
Haiku # 67686 July 5, 2020 7:07 pm ET
by Stagnation of Haiku
nippress ash gay starwars theme wedding wif midgets
Haiku # 67685 July 3, 2020 12:23 pm ET
by iamback of guess
They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.
Haiku # 67684 July 2, 2020 11:25 am ET
by Shaolin Porn Hub of Best seller "Fists of Fury"
The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.
Haiku # 67683 July 2, 2020 10:01 am ET
by Golden Age of Meiji Empire
Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?
Haiku # 67682 July 2, 2020 8:49 am ET
by Christopher Robin of Winnie the P
Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
Haiku # 67681 July 1, 2020 9:33 pm ET
by DW
Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
Haiku # 67680 July 1, 2020 6:32 pm ET
by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
Haiku # 67679 July 1, 2020 11:17 am ET
by Ron Jeremy
You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
Haiku # 67678 June 30, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Bosho Bosh You
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
Haiku # 67677 June 30, 2020 7:04 am ET
by ash
We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
Haiku # 67676 June 28, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by The Borg Collective
It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
Haiku # 67675 June 28, 2020 4:06 pm ET
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
Haiku # 67674 June 28, 2020 3:59 pm ET
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
Haiku # 67673 June 26, 2020 7:34 am ET
by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
Haiku # 67672 June 26, 2020 7:23 am ET
by ash
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku # 67671 June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku # 67670 June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku # 67669 June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku # 67668 June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku # 67667 June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku # 67666 June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku # 67665 June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku # 67664 June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku # 67663 June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku # 67662 June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku # 67661 June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku # 67660 June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku # 67659 June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
All you haiku cucks.
You fill me with pure disgust.
Because you exist.
Haiku # 67658 June 19, 2020 7:52 pm ET
by Haiku of Existence
arbitrary rules
endless conspiracies and
illuminati
Haiku # 67657 June 18, 2020 10:20 am ET
by vhs of somewhere
Wake up, wake up, and
stand because to sit is to
idly die, no thanks
Haiku # 67656 June 17, 2020 12:47 am ET
by Line of lines
Reparations? Hmmmmm...
Already paid: public schools,
social services.
Haiku # 67655 June 16, 2020 7:26 pm ET
by Unwelcome Truths of Yo Ma Ma
could you imagine
if a solid concrete dick
were posted then torn

down???
Haiku # 67653 June 14, 2020 2:17 pm ET
by vhs
Coming erection
Of Great Reader Donard Trump
Will make many mad.
Haiku # 67652 June 14, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman
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