Haiku #67731, by Calculate the volume of your momma's fat ass. July 26, 2020 12:59 am ET
Soup of chicken cream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
Haiku #67730, by I'll have a side of toast and soft boiled hen cum, please. of And a small coffee and newspaper. July 26, 2020 12:56 am ET
take a walk with me
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
Haiku #67729, by 3rd Base of Starkitten's July 25, 2020 10:45 am ET
Cream of chicken soup
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
Haiku #67728, by Tokey Smokey of Okie Dokie July 25, 2020 1:52 am ET
I had a strange dream.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.
More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.
I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
Haiku #67727, by DW of Name for an Aussie bike gang: The Bastard Mates July 23, 2020 10:29 pm ET
I'm not a Christian.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
Haiku #67726, by Praise God for that! of DW July 23, 2020 10:22 pm ET
Trump's a snatch snatcher.
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
Haiku #67725, by Grab that pussy! of DW -- Going to hell b/c I want to. Satan's not such a bad fellow once you get to know him. At least he's not Filipino! July 23, 2020 9:39 am ET
Soap is a nice thing
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
Haiku #67724, by Some whistles are actually quite dirty July 23, 2020 12:17 am ET
Trump is so evil.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
Haiku #67723, by Neurotic Leftists Virtue-Signaling and Projecting of Still going to HELL for rejecting God in Christ July 22, 2020 11:48 pm ET
Y'all can suck haiku;
Suck it and then swallow it.
Cause yall is not WOKE
Haiku #67722, by Sleeping Late of Wokeville July 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
No one else is here.
How long can I dominate.
King of the dung hill.
Haiku #67721, by DW of No one loves me. Boo hoo. How sad. July 22, 2020 9:39 pm ET
Fanny packs aren't cool?
Well, shit, when did this happen?
Did I miss something?
Haiku #67720, by DW of Let's play hacky sack and praise Satan. July 20, 2020 8:40 pm ET
Bubbles in your jizz?
Testicular fartitude.
Jet powered sperm cells.
Haiku #67719, by Darth Whorendous of maybe too much beer July 20, 2020 7:01 pm ET
White guys aren't so bad.
But orange colored snack products
should not hold office.
Oust the Cheeto-head.
He's the puppet of Chester.
Orange lives don't matter!