Hot demon semen
Do astronauts still drink Tang?
Alien DNA load
Do astronauts still drink Tang?
Alien DNA load
Haiku #67753, by Flappy of Village of Flagellum
July 29, 2020 3:08 pm ET
July 29, 2020 3:08 pm ET
BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68535 Haikus
later...
350 Days
and
68535 Haikus
later...
i'm not a robot.
no really, but if i were
i'd still click that box
no really, but if i were
i'd still click that box
Haiku #67752, by scotch of there is no spoon; how will i stir my coffee?
July 29, 2020 11:04 am ET
July 29, 2020 11:04 am ET
dream sex with demons
and alien DNA?
she missed her calling
and alien DNA?
she missed her calling
Haiku #67751, by scotch of untied states of rapid descent
July 29, 2020 11:01 am ET
July 29, 2020 11:01 am ET
I like to eat food
Sometimes it is delicious
Tom Bosley's penis
Sometimes it is delicious
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku #67750, by Anonymous Poet
July 28, 2020 11:02 pm ET
July 28, 2020 11:02 pm ET
John Boy Walton's shaft
Exploding Hindenburg style
(Bedroom light goes out)
Exploding Hindenburg style
(Bedroom light goes out)
Haiku #67749, by John Boy Walton's Mole of Cheek
July 28, 2020 3:47 am ET
July 28, 2020 3:47 am ET
Oh my God! You people are so disgusting.
What the hell's a haiku?
This is stupid.
What the hell's a haiku?
This is stupid.
Haiku #67748, by Paris Hilton
July 27, 2020 5:59 pm ET
July 27, 2020 5:59 pm ET
Did the wood get warped
When Gepetto spent his load
On Pinnochio?
When Gepetto spent his load
On Pinnochio?
Haiku #67747, by Load Miser of Undisclosed
July 27, 2020 5:28 pm ET
July 27, 2020 5:28 pm ET
I like the Devil.
You know, the one from South Park.
The best character.
You know, the one from South Park.
The best character.
Haiku #67746, by dw
July 27, 2020 5:07 pm ET
July 27, 2020 5:07 pm ET
Does a dry cough mean
you hack up boogers, not phlegm?
Skunky cough boogers.
Oh wait, that's resin.
THC from a whore's lung.
Who wants to get high?
Snoop Dog's down for it.
How about you, vhs?
Relax! I'm joking!
Here's a beer for you.
Imported from Germany.
Pot's the Devil's work.
you hack up boogers, not phlegm?
Skunky cough boogers.
Oh wait, that's resin.
THC from a whore's lung.
Who wants to get high?
Snoop Dog's down for it.
How about you, vhs?
Relax! I'm joking!
Here's a beer for you.
Imported from Germany.
Pot's the Devil's work.
Haiku #67745, by dw
July 27, 2020 5:05 pm ET
July 27, 2020 5:05 pm ET
God hates all poets.
Especially bitter ones.
Go write a novel.
Especially bitter ones.
Go write a novel.
Haiku #67744, by Darth Whorrendous
July 27, 2020 4:57 pm ET
July 27, 2020 4:57 pm ET
That was no bitch slap.
That was merely a tickle.
Kind of like Elmo.
Elmo's kind of hot.
I'd tickle the shit out of
that sexy muppet.
But then afterwards
he might need his fur steam cleaned.
Would he still love me?
That was merely a tickle.
Kind of like Elmo.
Elmo's kind of hot.
I'd tickle the shit out of
that sexy muppet.
But then afterwards
he might need his fur steam cleaned.
Would he still love me?
Haiku #67743, by DW of Covideo-19 yo with tramp stamp coughing viral pot smoke
July 27, 2020 8:15 am ET
July 27, 2020 8:15 am ET
Gasturbation Waltz
Steampunk Masquerade Gala
"Dancing" with myself
Steampunk Masquerade Gala
"Dancing" with myself
Haiku #67742, by L.L. Goya Bean of Undisclosed
July 27, 2020 5:25 am ET
July 27, 2020 5:25 am ET
Write down this number
429-6666
Casino Taxi
429-6666
Casino Taxi
Haiku #67741, by Person on the go of Nova Scotia Meat Stealing Operation
July 27, 2020 5:04 am ET
July 27, 2020 5:04 am ET
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
Haiku #67740, by Royal Paine of In the ass
July 27, 2020 4:51 am ET
July 27, 2020 4:51 am ET
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
Haiku #67739, by Royal Paine of In the ass
July 27, 2020 4:50 am ET
July 27, 2020 4:50 am ET
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
Haiku #67738, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
Haiku #67737, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
Haiku #67736, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
Late July bitchslap
You had it coming to you
You. Darth Figpucker.
You had it coming to you
You. Darth Figpucker.
Haiku #67735, by You know
July 27, 2020 2:33 am ET
July 27, 2020 2:33 am ET
How your ass does stink
When you rise up from your seat
At the bingo hall
When you rise up from your seat
At the bingo hall
Haiku #67734, by Hold your corn of And your breath
July 26, 2020 3:18 am ET
July 26, 2020 3:18 am ET
I have a large cunt.
No, really, it's enormous.
See this pineapple?
No, really, it's enormous.
See this pineapple?
Haiku #67733, by now you don't
July 26, 2020 1:54 am ET
July 26, 2020 1:54 am ET
But it wasn't lost.
It was up in the bleachers
watching the whole game.
It speaks Portuguese.
And some Spanish and Chinese.
Sentient swollen veins.
It ate some popcorn,
two hotdogs and fresh peanuts.
Washed down with cold beer.
Excised hemorrhoid.
Devoid horrid hemorrhoid.
Enjoying its life.
It was up in the bleachers
watching the whole game.
It speaks Portuguese.
And some Spanish and Chinese.
Sentient swollen veins.
It ate some popcorn,
two hotdogs and fresh peanuts.
Washed down with cold beer.
Excised hemorrhoid.
Devoid horrid hemorrhoid.
Enjoying its life.
Haiku #67732, by 1st basement of vhs' outhouse of What a view from down here.
July 26, 2020 1:10 am ET
July 26, 2020 1:10 am ET
Eggs aren't ellipsoids.
You know; ova, egg, oval.
Stupid calc teacher.
You know; ova, egg, oval.
Stupid calc teacher.
Haiku #67731, by Calculate the volume of your momma's fat ass.
July 26, 2020 12:59 am ET
July 26, 2020 12:59 am ET
Soup of chicken cream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
Haiku #67730, by I'll have a side of toast and soft boiled hen cum, please. of And a small coffee and newspaper.
July 26, 2020 12:56 am ET
July 26, 2020 12:56 am ET
take a walk with me
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
Haiku #67729, by 3rd Base of Starkitten's
July 25, 2020 10:45 am ET
July 25, 2020 10:45 am ET
Cream of chicken soup
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
Haiku #67728, by Tokey Smokey of Okie Dokie
July 25, 2020 1:52 am ET
July 25, 2020 1:52 am ET
I had a strange dream.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.
More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.
I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.
More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.
I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
Haiku #67727, by DW of Name for an Aussie bike gang: The Bastard Mates
July 23, 2020 10:29 pm ET
July 23, 2020 10:29 pm ET
I'm not a Christian.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
Haiku #67726, by Praise God for that! of DW
July 23, 2020 10:22 pm ET
July 23, 2020 10:22 pm ET
Trump's a snatch snatcher.
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
Haiku #67725, by Grab that pussy! of DW -- Going to hell b/c I want to. Satan's not such a bad fellow once you get to know him. At least he's not Filipino!
July 23, 2020 9:39 am ET
July 23, 2020 9:39 am ET
Soap is a nice thing
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
Haiku #67724, by Some whistles are actually quite dirty
July 23, 2020 12:17 am ET
July 23, 2020 12:17 am ET
Trump is so evil.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
Haiku #67723, by Neurotic Leftists Virtue-Signaling and Projecting of Still going to HELL for rejecting God in Christ
July 22, 2020 11:48 pm ET
July 22, 2020 11:48 pm ET
Y'all can suck haiku;
Suck it and then swallow it.
Cause yall is not WOKE
Suck it and then swallow it.
Cause yall is not WOKE
Haiku #67722, by Sleeping Late of Wokeville
July 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
July 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
No one else is here.
How long can I dominate.
King of the dung hill.
How long can I dominate.
King of the dung hill.
Haiku #67721, by DW of No one loves me. Boo hoo. How sad.
July 22, 2020 9:39 pm ET
July 22, 2020 9:39 pm ET
Fanny packs aren't cool?
Well, shit, when did this happen?
Did I miss something?
Well, shit, when did this happen?
Did I miss something?
Haiku #67720, by DW of Let's play hacky sack and praise Satan.
July 20, 2020 8:40 pm ET
July 20, 2020 8:40 pm ET
Bubbles in your jizz?
Testicular fartitude.
Jet powered sperm cells.
Testicular fartitude.
Jet powered sperm cells.
Haiku #67719, by Darth Whorendous of maybe too much beer
July 20, 2020 7:01 pm ET
July 20, 2020 7:01 pm ET
White guys aren't so bad.
But orange colored snack products
should not hold office.
Oust the Cheeto-head.
He's the puppet of Chester.
Orange lives don't matter!
But orange colored snack products
should not hold office.
Oust the Cheeto-head.
He's the puppet of Chester.
Orange lives don't matter!
Haiku #67718, by DW
July 20, 2020 3:07 pm ET
July 20, 2020 3:07 pm ET
You mean Joe Biden?
Well, he's not president yet . . .
but yes, he's funny!
Well, he's not president yet . . .
but yes, he's funny!
Haiku #67717, by Riotous Would-Be Leaders of the Free World
July 20, 2020 9:09 am ET
July 20, 2020 9:09 am ET
speaking of white guys
wisdom from that president
is always a riot
wisdom from that president
is always a riot
Haiku #67716, by ash
July 20, 2020 8:36 am ET
July 20, 2020 8:36 am ET
I won't bow down to
Your bombastic testicles
Arrogant and vile
Your bombastic testicles
Arrogant and vile
Haiku #67715, by Nell Carter's sexy Gucci purse
July 19, 2020 11:53 pm ET
July 19, 2020 11:53 pm ET
Oh yes Alemprint.
You the haiku artiste now.
Thanks for blessing us.
You the haiku artiste now.
Thanks for blessing us.
Haiku #67714, by Alemprint Appreciation Society
July 18, 2020 8:44 pm ET
July 18, 2020 8:44 pm ET
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http://www.grandprint.su http://www.grandprint.su
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https://www.alemprint.ru/uslugi/shirokoformatnaya-pechat
https://www.alemprint.ru/uslugi/pechat-bannerov
https://www.alemprint.ru/uslugi/press-wall
https://www.alemprint.ru/uslugi/pechat-na-setke
http://www.grandprint.su http://www.grandprint.su
https://www.alemprint.ru/uslugi/pechat-bannerov
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https://www.alemprint.ru/uslugi/press-wall
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Haiku #67713, by Williamtar of Cuba
July 18, 2020 12:43 pm ET
July 18, 2020 12:43 pm ET
I too would riot.
But my damn White Privilege
Will not allow it.
But my damn White Privilege
Will not allow it.
Haiku #67712, by Secret Asian Man #666
July 17, 2020 11:37 am ET
July 17, 2020 11:37 am ET
I want to riot.
But I'm just an old white guy.
With a small penis.
But I'm just an old white guy.
With a small penis.
Haiku #67711, by DW
July 16, 2020 9:35 pm ET
July 16, 2020 9:35 pm ET
I love corona.
I don't have to pay my bills.
Stay home and watch news.
Jack off to riots.
I've always hated the cops.
Always such assholes.
Yes sir, I have crack.
I stuck it way up my crack.
Reach in and get it.
I don't have to pay my bills.
Stay home and watch news.
Jack off to riots.
I've always hated the cops.
Always such assholes.
Yes sir, I have crack.
I stuck it way up my crack.
Reach in and get it.
Haiku #67710, by DW of Do I look like a fucking crack head? No, I'm a paint huffer! Big difference!
July 16, 2020 2:49 am ET
July 16, 2020 2:49 am ET
That was someone else.
Haven't owned undies in years.
...Except Underoos.
I'm Wonder Woman.
But please don't tell anyone.
Justice League orgies.
Haven't owned undies in years.
...Except Underoos.
I'm Wonder Woman.
But please don't tell anyone.
Justice League orgies.
Haiku #67709, by Darth Whorendous of I would NEVER soil my Underoos!
July 15, 2020 3:46 pm ET
July 15, 2020 3:46 pm ET
You soiled your undies....
Stashed in the neighbors mail box...
That's why you got none
Stashed in the neighbors mail box...
That's why you got none
Haiku #67708, by Eye in the sky
July 14, 2020 2:48 pm ET
July 14, 2020 2:48 pm ET
I don't wear undies.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.
Haiku #67707, by dw
July 13, 2020 9:43 pm ET
July 13, 2020 9:43 pm ET
If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
Haiku #67706, by White Nights of Disinformation
July 13, 2020 5:41 pm ET
July 13, 2020 5:41 pm ET
Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
Haiku #67705, by REVOLUTION of Social Justice
July 12, 2020 1:58 pm ET
July 12, 2020 1:58 pm ET
I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
Haiku #67704, by Perspectives of DW
July 12, 2020 8:27 am ET
July 12, 2020 8:27 am ET