Late July bitchslap
You had it coming to you
You. Darth Figpucker.
by You know
How your ass does stink
When you rise up from your seat
At the bingo hall
by Hold your corn of And your breath
I have a large cunt.
No, really, it's enormous.
See this pineapple?
by now you don't
But it wasn't lost.
It was up in the bleachers
watching the whole game.
It speaks Portuguese.
And some Spanish and Chinese.
Sentient swollen veins.
It ate some popcorn,
two hotdogs and fresh peanuts.
Washed down with cold beer.
Excised hemorrhoid.
Devoid horrid hemorrhoid.
Enjoying its life.
by 1st basement of vhs' outhouse of What a view from down here.
Eggs aren't ellipsoids.
You know; ova, egg, oval.
Stupid calc teacher.
by Calculate the volume of your momma's fat ass.
Soup of chicken cream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
by I'll have a side of toast and soft boiled hen cum, please. of And a small coffee and newspaper.
take a walk with me
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
by 3rd Base of Starkitten's
Cream of chicken soup
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
by Tokey Smokey of Okie Dokie
I had a strange dream.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.
More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.
I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
by DW of Name for an Aussie bike gang: The Bastard Mates
I'm not a Christian.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
by Praise God for that! of DW
Trump's a snatch snatcher.
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
by Grab that pussy! of DW -- Going to hell b/c I want to. Satan's not such a bad fellow once you get to know him. At least he's not Filipino!
Soap is a nice thing
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
by Some whistles are actually quite dirty
Trump is so evil.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
by Neurotic Leftists Virtue-Signaling and Projecting of Still going to HELL for rejecting God in Christ
Y'all can suck haiku;
Suck it and then swallow it.
Cause yall is not WOKE
by Sleeping Late of Wokeville
No one else is here.
How long can I dominate.
King of the dung hill.
by DW of No one loves me. Boo hoo. How sad.
Fanny packs aren't cool?
Well, shit, when did this happen?
Did I miss something?
by DW of Let's play hacky sack and praise Satan.
Bubbles in your jizz?
Testicular fartitude.
Jet powered sperm cells.
by Darth Whorendous of maybe too much beer
White guys aren't so bad.
But orange colored snack products
should not hold office.
Oust the Cheeto-head.
He's the puppet of Chester.
Orange lives don't matter!
by DW
You mean Joe Biden?
Well, he's not president yet . . .
but yes, he's funny!
by Riotous Would-Be Leaders of the Free World
speaking of white guys
wisdom from that president
is always a riot
by ash
I won't bow down to
Your bombastic testicles
Arrogant and vile
by Nell Carter's sexy Gucci purse
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You the haiku artiste now.
Thanks for blessing us.
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by Williamtar of Cuba
I too would riot.
But my damn White Privilege
Will not allow it.
by Secret Asian Man #666
I want to riot.
But I'm just an old white guy.
With a small penis.
by DW
I love corona.
I don't have to pay my bills.
Stay home and watch news.
Jack off to riots.
I've always hated the cops.
Always such assholes.
Yes sir, I have crack.
I stuck it way up my crack.
Reach in and get it.
by DW of Do I look like a fucking crack head? No, I'm a paint huffer! Big difference!
That was someone else.
Haven't owned undies in years.
...Except Underoos.
I'm Wonder Woman.
But please don't tell anyone.
Justice League orgies.
by Darth Whorendous of I would NEVER soil my Underoos!
You soiled your undies....
Stashed in the neighbors mail box...
That's why you got none
by Eye in the sky
I don't wear undies.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.
by dw
If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
by White Nights of Disinformation
Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
by REVOLUTION of Social Justice
I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
by Perspectives of DW
TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.
by "Repent TikTok Man!" said the Harlequin. of DW
what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot
by tall child of Michigan
There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.
by DW of Ah well, God is laughing at me.
You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.
by DW of until it's too late.
The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.
by And the crowd goes wild! of DW
That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python
by Always cracked me up !
Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches
by MONARCH
and now for something completely different
by that thing that did on monty python of changing scenes
Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?
by Woke-Ass Bitch of Tell U How it Iz
Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.
by DW of need to lose weight. :-(
Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
by Phil Lesh
When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
by DW
Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
by DW
Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
by DW
My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
by DW
Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
by Peter 8 of California
Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
by Stagnation of Haiku
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